sunday texting

[khaleesock]

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[sanji]

not gonna bitch because i'll split you in half with the bottom of my shoe first

[ the whole challenge is downright stupid, but sanji can't back down when zoro traps him in a dare, no matter how ridiculous.

he could really just change out of his pants and make this easier on himself. ]

[mossheaded]

step on me then
well see who gets split in half

[ it was absolutely stupid, but that had never stopped zoro before. he was on his way to hunt him down, the usual itch for violence the cook brought out in him already strong.

he'd make sure those pants were thoroughly unwearable by the end. ]

[sanji]

[ why does that sound dirty ......... and not in a dirt-from-a-shoe kind of way. ]

you really are just asking for it
i'm turning your ass inside out

[ which means it's time to stomp out and find that idiot for a fight just to prove a damn point. ]

[mossheaded]

[ who hasn't asked to be stepped on by their rival at least once? ]

the only ass getting wrecked is yours

[ for his own part, zoro had perched himself on the upper deck, swords drawn and boots looking significantly filthier than they had - a quick traipse through usopp's garden had solved that problem. from his vantage point, he watched below for any sign of familiar blond, ready to act the moment he spotted him. ]

Oi, dartboard.

[sanji]

IT'S YOURS, SHITHEAD

[ because sanji needs to get at least get the find word in, for the sake of his own pride, especially when he feels he's lost a good amount of it on account of his dirty pants. which he isn't taking off yet at this point, since he's just bound to get these even dirtier in the process of getting revenge.

he steps out onto the deck, already gritting his teeth with the readiness to take the mosshead on. ]

Oi, moss goblin. Ready to get your—? [ wait ] WHY THE HELL ARE YOUR FEET EVEN DIRTIER NOW!?

[mossheaded]

[ zoro was looking exceptionally smug on that particular point, shifting his boot as though he needed to draw further attention to it. did he need his swords out, if he planned to kick him in the end? don't ask questions, he knew exactly what he was doing. ]

What, plan on backing out?