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sunday texting

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.
i won't say a word.
tell me before i say yes.
❤️
!!
can i say whatever emergency i want?
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when do you need this phone call?
so i have time to think.
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i'm hurt.
i'll call in 5.
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i didn't expect that.
alright, i'm calling.
[ johnny closes his messages app before opening his contacts and scrolling. bucky isn't too terribly far down, so he hits call. ring, ring. ]
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[But at least Johnny's actually coming through!]
Hello...?
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This is Johnny Storm. Hi. Yeah. I need you at Avengers Tower right now. It's an emergency.
[ the truth, all but the emergency part, that is. johnny picks up an apple from the fruit bowl, waxing it against his t-shirt. ]
The emergency is that we're out of milk. You know that Sue like two percent. Hurry.
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Bucky himself has his Serious Face on, the one that's usually paired with the Murder Strut. Already people are moving out of his way as he moves toward the exit.]
Mm-hm. Yes, I can get there fast.
[Though when he hears the emergency, he has to roll his eyes. Can't be a fabricated attack or something, can it? Where's a terrorist when you need one?]
And that's an emergency?
[Really?]
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Yeah, duh. She's pregnant. You should be thankful I'm not sending you out for pickles and ice cream, or maybe peanut butter and sardines. Get it together, Barnes.
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And hey, he's the one who asked for the exit. He knew what he was getting into when Johnny was the only one who answered a text.]
And Richards is...?
[This is absolutely a husband errand, not a former assassin errand.]
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Reed is in a meeting with Ben, can I take a message? Something, something, Bucky Barnes isn't capable of picking your wife up a gallon of cow juice? C'mon, man. I would just fly to the store - y'know, faster and all, but - I kind of want to see the arm carrying some milk in. You'll look like the world's toughest milkman.
[ he's smiling, though, knowing just how much that will annoy bucky. another bite of apple is taken, and johnny can't help but listen, waiting for a sigh. ]
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[Is Bucky pissed about it? Not really; Johnny's call did get him out of a formal engagement that he was over about five minutes after he walked in. But he didn't really anticipate being an errand boy to boot, hasn't planned on returning to the Tower at all really. But it's fine, it's fine. There's no shortage of bodegas between here and there.]