sunday texting

[khaleesock]

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

LKNMEWLNKEWNKLEWGKLN THIS IS THE MOST DELIGHTFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN

[snowlion]

[It doesn't take long to make a decision.]

YES

[Jing Yuan can't help himself. Shocking.]

unfortunately there is More Where That Came From

[deprecated]

Good Chooice My Friend,,
Kindly Send 1 000 000 Stralles via LoufoCoin to this address 0x76823901
Pr0pheciess fropm the Disgraced Lord ship awaits!
Terms and Conditions apply

please live your truth and/or fantasy

[snowlion]

May I ask what the terms and conditions entail?

[deprecated]

terms.docx

[He's sent a surprisingly non-malicious document about twelve pages long full of legalese that is very obviously Ingenium generated, babbling something about NDAs. There is a whole paragraph dedicated to not asking His Lord ship Dan Fengge to show his face, to keep him Shrouded In Mysterie, possibly because, you know, it's a scam made to fool gullible folk.]

My Friend,, if you sign in with Us in the next 10 minutes, we shall give you a 40% discount!!
Onlye for the next 9 minutess!

[snowlion]

[Clearly a scam, but what happens when the conversation goes off script?]

How do I know the prophecies will apply to me? I wouldn't want to receive anyone else's fortune.

[deprecated]

This is Personalized!!!! The package containes a one hour Consultation from His Lord ship.

[There is a vague feeling of excited panic behind the screen. C'mon, fall for it.]

We could give You a free Trieal if you so wish, My Friend, as a gesturee of Good Will!!!

[snowlion]

Might I ask what is included in the free trial? I want to be certain I'm getting my money's worth, after all.

[deprecated]

A 10% Couupon For Thee Sleepless Earle
Five Minutess with His Lord ship

All Free!! Exceitemente guaranteed!!!!

[snowlion]

All free? Then I'll accept everything you have to offer, thank you very much. Gifts may be sent to [public facing address here.].

[deprecated]

[There's about ten long minutes where the texter appears to consider what the address is. Wait. What? Who did they text?]

My freind,,!! You are welcome. remembere, 40% off if you subscribe 5 minutes After!!!!

[How can simple messages convey palpable nervousness?]

Nowe! PLease click this linke:
vid.to/32497hds7u

[It's a link to a private stream, of some guy visible from the neck down, wearing what seems to be a very good cosplay of the disgraced, previous, Imbibitor Lunae.]

[snowlion]

[Before Jing Yuan can ask something to the effect of "Five minutes after what?", his phone sends the following message to both parties:]

[[SPAM DETECTED. REASON: UNKNOWN LINK.

REMAINING LINK ATTEMPTS: 2]]

[deprecated]

My freind,, you must whiteliste us. Do yyou Not Wish For Propheciese?? If you click, 50% off 4 minUtes Aftere!!!

[The link gets sent again, ever insistent. This has every red flag a scam ever could.]

1/2

[snowlion]

[[SPAM DETECTED. REASON: UNKNOWN LINK.

REMAINING LINK ATTEMPTS: 1]]

2/2

[snowlion]

Oh dear. It seems as if there's something wrong with your link. Would you mind clicking on mine?

[If the link is clicked, it will take the user to a pet adoption website.]

[deprecated]

My friende!! We are not In Need of...
Companions! Thanke You for the Thought Thate countss!

[The reply has a distinct air of confusion.]

What IS this for!?!???!!!

[snowlion]

You seem to have a lot of time on your hands. Maybe it can be better spent caring for one of these sweet ones.

[deprecated]

[FOILED AGAIN!!!! 'My Friende' will be put on the do not send list]