sunday texting

[khaleesock]

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[modification]

I have full faith that you are capable of using a laundry machine yourself.

[mrmercury]

How about Hexcat?

[modification]

I think we would have to file for a trademark.

[mrmercury]

We could do it. I think Mel just keeps a stack of blank forms in her office at this point.

She’d look cute in blue, think about it.

[modification]

Even if she is not 'cat-shaped' enough for your liking?

[mrmercury]

She’s perfect. She probably just needs to see a vet! And a groomer.

[modification]

No 'probably' about it. In the state I found her, it would be unlikely for her not to have an intestinal parasite or two. I have already made plans to take her.

[mrmercury]

Ok. How can I help?

[modification]

Well, you have already lent her your jacket.

I think she is hungry, but I would have to leave her to purchase cat food.

[mrmercury]

Ok. I can pick up cat food.

[ … ]

V, there are so many brands of cat food. How does anyone pick?

[modification]

She was eating trash when I found her. I doubt she will be picky.

But don't get the dry food. It is practically junk.

[mrmercury]

I’ll just get a few and we can see what she likes.

They have a little metal pressing machine here for making tags. [ he sends a picture of the internal mechanism of a small box similar to a printing press ]

Look how compact it is! I wonder how they figured out how to make the levers fold in on themselves like that.

[modification]

Impressive. But we could make an even better one. Eh, if we were in the business of printing pet tags.

If you wanted to pick her out a collar, I would not mind.

[mrmercury]

Oh good, because I got that and some other stuff.

[modification]

'Other stuff'? You did not have to go out of your way... although she does deserve it.

[mrmercury]

[ he sends no fewer than six ‘first time cat owners’ guides ]

I was just looking at a couple articles and figured I would save us the trip.

They gave me a discount, too. There’s a brand of dog food here with my face on it.

[modification]

I thought I told you not to license your likeness to the 'Kibble of Progress'.

[mrmercury]

In my defense I get a lot of mail.

Can I have another cat picture?

[modification]

If you promise not to disparage her looks.

[mrmercury]

I promise!

[modification]

[ A picture of 'Hexcat', curled up and purring on Jayce's jacket. And, yes, there are grease stains everywhere. ]

She has become very fond of your jacket.

[mrmercury]

Could you maybe put a hand towel over the pauldrons? I’m going to need more solvents to clean that.

She is cute. She kinda has your eyes.

[modification]

Ridiculous. I did not birth her.

But she is cute, yes.

[mrmercury]

They’re unique. Like, you could call them hazel but they’re more like amber or even gold.

[ definitely still talking about the cat ]

[modification]

I am glad you like her enough to wax poetic about her eyes. That means you will not mind cleaning her litter box when I'm busy in the lab.