sunday texting

[khaleesock]

TEXTING MEME
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Valentina Allegra de Fontaine | MCU | OTA

[ciadirector]

[ Optional prompt: she sent you this picture with no context. ]

[so_many_pockets]

Tell me your hair looks like that because you stuck your finger in a socket or a fork in the toaster or something.

[ciadirector]

Good morning! No electricity was involved with my hair.

[so_many_pockets]

...
Okay. You were caught in a localized tornado, I understand. Karma at work.

[ciadirector]

There's no tornados this far east. Haha!

[bewildering]

good morning i guess???
there's fresh oj in the fridge


why is your makeup still so perfect??

[ciadirector]

Good morning!
Excellent.

New setting spray that lasts two days. I thought I might still end up with raccoon eyes.

[bewildering]

[ suspiciously good mood? ]

you must've slept really well

why does anyone usually need their makeup to last two days??
you don't have to look perfect around us

[ciadirector]

Best sleep I've had in years!

I have to look pretty for C-SPAN.
DC has higher beauty standards than here.

...but I appreciate you saying that.

[babyfalcon]

Did...
Did you just send me a photo of your
SEX HAIR!?

[ciadirector]

WRONG NUMBER. DELETE THAT.

[babyfalcon]

I'D FUCKING HOPE SO
WHAT THE FUCK!? 🤮

[ciadirector]

WHY DID YOU OPEN IT.

[yourfavorite]

[ J'onn spends a moment staring at the image, and eventually doesn't ask any of the 1,000 questions he has. He just implies many with his statement- ]

This is the Justice League emergency contact line.

[ciadirector]

[ She can totally recover from that, right? ]

I need leagues of justice directed towards the person who stole my hairspray.

[yourfavorite]

Madam Director, I strongly suspect this is something you can resolve yourself. Can you not simply purchase more?

[ It's one hairspray, what could it cost? $10? He doesn't know, his big shiny dome doesn't need any. ]

[ciadirector]

I'm afraid my credit card has been apprehended by a ghost.

[ She could, she so easily could, but this was much more entertaining. ]

[freights]

You're not my type.

[ciadirector]

You're not mine either.

[freights]

Then why the hell you sending me a boudoir pic making bedroom eyes?

[strash]

IF YOU ARE TRYING TO TEMPT ME, IT IS WORKING.

[ciadirector]

I thought you of all people might appreciate it.~

[igotus]

I was under the impression your assistant was going to text me to set up an interview about your New Avengers but if you're open to a one-on-one interview I guess we could set something up in person.

Edward Brock Jr. Daily Globe. Do you have time for lunch? Or...should I meet you for dinner? Give you time to get ready?

[offscreen: eddie that is a misfired text! why does that woman look so sleepy? Or sexy? Is that sexy? she looks scared of something.

Perfect time to ask for an interview.]

[ciadirector]

[ She starts pulling up his files. Interesting...she doesn't like where he works, but that's a small oversight that would have to change anyway. ]

Mel doesn't do the interviews, you can drop by the lobby at 7. I'll feed you whatever is leftover from Bob's cooking adventures.

[ His wording seemed a bit strange and then she realized...oh god. ]

Ignore the picture, I added the wrong one from my camera roll.
[ Attached document of the New Avengers track suit ]

[igotus]

[Bob's cooking adventures. Okay.

Venom is very interested in cooking adventures. Chocolate and tater tots. Any sort of food is good Eddie. You deserve something nice after letting us have some of those ninja brains.

Right. yeah. Okay sure. Thank you V.]

Of course. And-

[Ah. And this...looks like a NASCAR suit.]

This is quite a PR package. Who designed this? It's a big change from their current attire. It's an interesting choice. I like the color scheme. Did you sign off on it?

[Don't mind him, taking reporter notes. Don't ask him about his own history, don't ask him about his own history...]