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Alright, I'll pick up the silverware next time. And you should talk to Mel about that, she takes care of all the prescriptions.

Who is using all of my spices??? Last I knew these people were eating canned food from Aldi.

I want to talk to a competent doctor first. Someone I feel I can trust. The last few just put me on enough shit to keep me "docile."

[Of course, the only version of docile that worked to make sure Dex wasn't a threat meant making sure he was medicated so thoroughly he could barely think, speak, or even hold a pen.]

I've used some but I think I am literally the only person here who knows the difference between rosemary and basil......oh God, do you think Alexei has been eating the spices right out of the containers?!

I'll start by making you a list of all the ones close by that take our insurance, and then you should pick at least two so there's a second opinion.

[ Subjecting him to whatever she had left of bribed doctors ones wouldn't do, in this scenario. ]

Basil, pesto and pizza. Rosemary, meat. Oh god, don't put that image in my head, unless he's choking on garlic salt.

Okay. I'll get right on that.

[Really, it was in everyone's best interests for Dex to stay on his meds. It wasn't going to solve all his problems but at least it kept him more stable than he was prone to be otherwise, which was something that everyone around him definitely wanted.]

I'd like to say even he's not THAT stupid but....

[ Attached list of doctors. ]
Do NOT recommend going to Dr. Sofen, she seemed a little too eager to meet you for dinner.

I wouldn't put it past him. I'll add herbs and spices to Mel's shopping list.

Oh no. She's not one of those women with hybristophilia, is she?

[Dex had never gotten to directly read the numerous letters women wrote him while in prison, given the guards thought he might somehow use paper as a weapon. How, Dex had no idea, but he figured they weren't going to let him try to make even something like a paper plane. But he'd been soundly mocked by the guards who did open the mail and read apparently how horny some women were for him.]

I'm going to get a spray bottle and shoot him every time he eats some. This is a team of barbarians.

Closer to an extreme versions of reverse physcology. They haven't invented a -phillia for it yet, but she might cause a new entry in the dictionary at this rate.

[ She's not sure what his thing is about women who like criminals, but maybe that's something he can discuss with the doctors. ]

No one here had a normal childhood. They're learning.

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