Relationship help

[meme_maid]

the RELATIONSHIP ADVICE meme RULES ○ In the subject line, pithily summarize any issues your character may have in their relationship/with their canon love interest/ship partner/love life. Surely there's some trouble in paradise? ○ Others will give advice on how to be luckier in love, whether to pursue someone or not...or maybe, just maybe, if it's time to call it quits with someone (DTMFA).

Comments

[ohios]

Obviously. Mars and Venus are not habitable planets.

[subparman]

[ today on 'is yelena being serious or is she being a little shit' ... ]

You should download some dating apps, probably.

[ohios]

That sounds terrible, honestly.

[subparman]

H- ... what? How do you know?

[ohios]

Because I watch a lot of TV, Bob. That's what you do when you come home from killing lots of people and you have nothing to do but feel sad and drink. You eat an entire pot of macaroni and cheese and you watch reality TV.