Relationship help

[meme_maid]

the RELATIONSHIP ADVICE meme RULES ○ In the subject line, pithily summarize any issues your character may have in their relationship/with their canon love interest/ship partner/love life. Surely there's some trouble in paradise? ○ Others will give advice on how to be luckier in love, whether to pursue someone or not...or maybe, just maybe, if it's time to call it quits with someone (DTMFA).

Comments

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Or justify your lifestyle to anyone. Win-win all around.

[ohios]

Yeah. It's really ... [ flatly, unenthusiastically: ] Great.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Ouch. I'm in my post-break-up era, what's your excuse?

[ohios]

Child soldier.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Well, that's valid. I'd think your recent exploits would be fending would-be suitors off with sticks. Or other weapons of your choice.

(thunderbolts spoilers ->)

[ohios]

You think the knock-off Avengers are sex symbols?

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Some of your marketing suggests that's the intention. I assume someone wants to make you sex symbols.

[ohios]

[ the longest groan ]

Do not speak to me of marketing.

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Apologies. I find that level of scrutiny uncomfortable, for what it’s worth.

[ohios]

Another good reason I will keep being single.