The Doorman has a good ring to it dark hero vibes~
mmmm thanks? heeeeeey it might have looked funny to u but last night i was living my best telepathic life~ we have to stop letting Mina make the punch;;;
seeeeee, ur mainstream AllMight'fan brains got u all confused man The Doorman is the Pro that is the first one the villains meet- u gotta get thru him-vibes!
uuuuuuuggghhh its got too much sugar in it;; i only had two cups! she puts that sparkly dust in it... its deceiving
[ No wait, he almost laughed at that except Kiri DISSED HIS LOVE FOR ALLMIGHT!!! ]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING AT?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID LIKE DEKU? YOU THINK MY BRAIN IS CONTAMINATED WITH NERD?
WELL NEXT TIME THIS NERD BRAIN WONT BE TEXTING YOUR ASS TO SEE IF YOURE ALIVE DUMBASS! NEXT TIME I'LL LEAVE YOU ON THE ROOF OF THE CORNER STORE WHERE YOU SAID YOU APPARENTLY BELONGED!
[ It's not a diss! ITS AN EDUCATED... OPINION? Witch facts behind it. Stated int a semi-comical...insult form. Amongst besties.
Eijirou shuts his eyes- he can 'hear' the yelling from the texts. Oow.]
??????? "contaminated"?! WHAT LOL NO! ur just a fan of the classic? it kinda gives u a tunnel vision about what 'the best' can be?? u know "under dogs" and stuff arent in ur radar- cause u love the BIG BUFF STRONG guy idea so much!
Midoriya isn't stupid! be niiiceee
aww wait did u save me from the corner store? i don't rmr!!
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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
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Denks kept saying i was gonna be the No.1 doorman
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Congrats Doorman.
Told you to take some Advil, and grab some electrolyte drinks from the fridge. I don't wanna hear your bitching.
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MY SHIRT? why??
hey its an honest living heh
so mean
i just woke up;
and YOU texted me! ughhhhh
why isss my tongue green??
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Wow, you fell low in the ranks already, Doorman.
Yeah making sure youre dumbass is alive. You should have seen how stupid you were; we almost had to drag you away from the door.
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dark hero vibes~
mmmm thanks?
heeeeeey it might have looked funny to u but last night i was living my best telepathic life~
we have to stop letting Mina make the punch;;;
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No absolutely not, she makes it the best - pours that shit in a tub and mixes that crap together - it hits. You just gotta drink less, loser!
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The Doorman is the Pro that is the first one the villains meet-
u gotta get thru him-vibes!
uuuuuuuggghhh
its got too much sugar in it;;
i only had two cups!
she puts that sparkly dust in it... its deceiving
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING AT?
YOU THINK I'M STUPID LIKE DEKU? YOU THINK MY BRAIN IS CONTAMINATED WITH NERD?
WELL NEXT TIME THIS NERD BRAIN WONT BE TEXTING YOUR ASS TO SEE IF YOURE ALIVE DUMBASS! NEXT TIME I'LL LEAVE YOU ON THE ROOF OF THE CORNER STORE WHERE YOU SAID YOU APPARENTLY BELONGED!
Also, I'm telling Mina you're not a girl's girl.
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Eijirou shuts his eyes- he can 'hear' the yelling from the texts. Oow.]
???????
"contaminated"?! WHAT LOL
NO!
ur just a fan of the classic? it kinda gives u a tunnel vision about what 'the best' can be??
u know "under dogs" and stuff arent in ur radar- cause u love the BIG BUFF STRONG guy idea so much!
Midoriya isn't stupid!
be niiiceee
aww wait did u save me from the corner store?
i don't rmr!!
r u... being a narc~?
i'm a girls guy!
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