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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-24 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
this seems like it might be somewhat amusing, so ill give you a discount
one (1) favor, banked for the future. whatever i use it on has to be something that could be wrapped up in 12 hours or less. deal?

and i have no problem with that setup... but are you sure YOU can act like the kind of person who would stay with your toxic boyfriend no matter how bad it gets?
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[personal profile] kamereon 2025-05-24 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
it's a deal

and of course i can pretend to put up with it, can you?
since we both know we're faking it, we can act as insane and toxic as we want to without even batting an eye.
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
youre giving me free range to be as terrible as i please? wow...

[ he is feeling motivated to do his best now. not that he has to try very hard to be the worst person in the room! ]

so do you have any goals aside from pissing them off
if you do, better let me know sooner rather than later so i can start planning my conversational traps
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[personal profile] kamereon 2025-05-24 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ "just be yourself" kaiser and it will go swimmingly!!! ]

my only rule is that you aren't allowed to agree with him when my father inevitably starts talking about soccer being my 'hobby' or suggesting it's about time that i quit.
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[personal profile] outplayed 2025-05-24 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldnt agree with that in general, putting aside the specific scenario
kids arent accessories for their parents to use as they please, are they?
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[personal profile] kamereon 2025-05-24 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)