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[not_the_s]

I'll be sure to tell Ma. She'll be thrilled to have another son.

[prettyredbird]

I don't deserve to be her kid, but I'm not about to argue.

[not_the_s]

Go ahead and tell her that. I dare you.

[prettyredbird]

You do remember I'm the smart one of the group, yes?

[not_the_s]

I don't know. When you say you don't deserve something, kind of makes me question your intelligence.

[prettyredbird]

Complimenting me isn't always going to win you arguments, you know.

[not_the_s]

I'm pretty sure that I insulted your intelligence.

[prettyredbird]

Shut up, Kon.

[not_the_s]

So what do you think you did this time that exempts you from Ma's affection?

[prettyredbird]

I haven't done anything. I just don't know why anyone would want to sign up for the job.

[not_the_s]

Ma signed up for me. She'd definitely sign up for you.

[prettyredbird]

C'mon, Kon. Everyone loves you.

[not_the_s]

Are you saying someone doesn't love you? I'll kick their ass.

[prettyredbird]

You're ridiculous.

[not_the_s]

And you love it.

[prettyredbird]

🙄

I mean, you're not wrong but you don't have to say it.

[not_the_s]

No, I mean, you love ME. Gets me right in the feels.

[prettyredbird]

Yeah, yeah. Shout it from the rooftops, why don't you.

[not_the_s]

I'm in Smallville. No one's close enough to hear it except Ma and Pa.

[prettyredbird]

I'm guessing they wouldn't be shocked.

[not_the_s]

https://not-the-s.dreamwidth.org/7589.html?thread=196261#cmt196261