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Not all eagle
It’s a dialect thing

East coast eagles have those accents, sound crazy af
Lol

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Right. Like ‘Pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd.’ That sort of thing?

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Yeah, but imagine that being screeched at u by a bird
🦅 🔊

U from Boston?

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New York, where we all have very normal accents.

cw: …sigh

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Oh
Ew

My dad said New York is just liberals and homos

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Oh, 50% accurate for me.

You ever been there?

Also aren’t you a grown man?

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Wait, which half?
I mean they both suck but for different reasons

And yeah I’m grown, but my dad is smart as shit

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Do they?

I think you should guess which.

He sounds like a genius.

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Hoping lesbian
Guessing communist

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My manager is a lesbian.

Communism isn’t the same thing as liberalism, though I suppose I could be misunderstanding your definition of liberalism. I voted for Kennedy.

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I have a lesbian friend
Maybe u know her

Oh that’s not bad
I would’ve voted for him too if I could

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I don’t know every lesbian in New York.

Glad I’ve passed your political screening test.

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Oh she’s not in New York
She’s over here where things are normal

But yeah, me too
It’d be pretty shitty if u failed bcuz my eagle thinks ur cool

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How did a lesbian manage to get over to your wonderfully normal city?

Did he tell you that?

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Hell if I know dude
And she’s like a real lesbian too
She’s got a wife and dogs and everything

Yeah he told me that
He also says ur really pretty

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All the things lesbians have.

Thank you, that’s kind. Of him.

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He’s a pretty chill bird, yeah

U gonna come by soon and feed him snacks and stuff?

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