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[the_other_dellamorte]

Theyre HILAEIOUS we talkd aboat yuo

Yorur vety kisssibale

[smartass_captain]

High praise coming from Taash. They don't usually go for men.

I don't want to kiss Taash, before you get jealous.

[the_other_dellamorte]

Nononononoooo taash doesnt wsnt to kiss yup! Rhey want to kis LACE..

Taaash had soem reaLLY GOOD idesa about aex. Wr talkde anout knots.

[smartass_captain]

See this makes way more sense. I thought they were agreeing with you that I'm kissable.

[The second part takes him a minute.]

See when YOU learn something new about sex it's either going to be really wild shit or vanilla as hell. And I'm honestly not sure which.

[the_other_dellamorte]

tehy siad you hVe a belllissimo culo And i agreeed

Yuo auy the sweetes tthings amore. But i have leant neaw thign aobut sex! Do,oy wnt to guess waht?

[smartass_captain]

Glad to see you bonding.

And uh, well. It's Taash. So. I'm going to guess a new fancy type of knot.

[the_other_dellamorte]

Youre a gooood bpy belloyou fdont kno wwhat knid oc knot do yuo? Sos weet.

I leant abuot teh otehr uses ofr tiramizsu nad! what to eaat it off fi yoi dont habe, plate:

YOU

[smartass_captain]

Most of the knots I know are for tying off gear, detaining prisoners, or for climbing. Don't get a lot of exposure to the other kinds in the Wardens.

I only kind of understand that last bit but uh. Yeah I'd be down for tiramisu. I don't think I've ever had it. That's a coffee dessert right???

1/2

[the_other_dellamorte]

andeeaste's holy xabbage ypu are so swedt

we eill hace tirumasu. you dexcerve nad i want to lixk igt offfff yuo.

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[the_other_dellamorte]

[  that spounge bob gif: several hours later ] 

Whatever it was I said to you last night I am truly sorry. I am going ot go bathe in black coffee.

[smartass_captain]

You were pretty drunk. Don't try to read it back yet, it'll only make your headache worse. Frankly, I think Taash is going to be impressed you're upright so soon after last night.

[the_other_dellamorte]

Amore moi, I don't think I could read it right now even if I wanted to.

And I am sad to report that I attempted to be upright, but it was not for me. Horizontal is, for the time being, much preferred.