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Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel

[doesntsing]

1. Just got hit on by a middle-aged Puerto Rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.

2. I enjoy the company of your penis.

3. I might have been the first person in 1960 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.

4. Sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful.

5. Text her!

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[counterstep]

ah yes

just another day in New York

[doesntsing]

You can’t tell me this isn’t the best place in the world.

[counterstep]

always got a little bit of everything
yeah I've always felt the same

some things don't change, at least

[doesntsing]

Very true.

Do you still live in Brooklyn?

[counterstep]

for better or worse

rent isn't great but I guess it still wouldn't compare to Manhattan

[doesntsing]

You aren’t kidding.

One of my favorite delis is actually in Brooklyn.

[counterstep]

you don't say? so's mine


( ...cause he lives here. that's a joke. )

[doesntsing]

I’m SAYING that I get out that way sometimes and you should meet me for a Reuben one day.

[counterstep]

oh

( he had a brain somewhere, okay. there's evidence of this! he does brain things regularly! )

well I'd love for that, if you've got the time

( she just offered, barnes. jesus. use the brain!! )

[doesntsing]

[ bless his heart. ]

I have a lot of time, since most of my gigs are at night.

[counterstep]

right

( he knew that, too. so stupid, barnes... )

how about lunch tomorrow, then?
which deli by the way?

[doesntsing]

Sounds great.

It’s Lindemann’s on Fulton Street.

[ He’s not stupid. He just doesn’t think he deserves to go out with Midge for some reason. ]

[counterstep]

( a lot of baggage and even more self loathing, that's how. but he does try to tone it down around midge. she makes him want to be different. )

oh I don't actually think I've been there before?
you'll have to tell me what you recommend 🙂

[doesntsing]

[ She won’t discount his trauma, but she doesn’t think he’s the monster that he thinks he is. He’s never been anything but kind to her. ]

I’m partial to a reuben sandwich, but they have a lot of good things on their menu.

[counterstep]

( he's still waiting for the other foot to drop, for better or worse. )

well I tend to have quite an appetite anyway, I might just have to sample a few extra plates while I'm at it

[doesntsing]

[ Midge really hopes that it won’t. ]

Is that because of the super soldier serum?

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[flippin_peachy]

ON it? Like on the hood?

[doesntsing]

…Yeah.

I shouldn’t drink tequila.

[flippin_peachy]

Apparently not.

I'm surprised he let you get IN the cab after that.

[doesntsing]

Me too, but that’s where being cute, even while drunk, works to my advantage.

[flippin_peachy]

Why were you so drunk? Just didn't realize how much you had or....?

[doesntsing]

I decided to try something different for New Year’s and it didn’t work out. Too many margaritas.

[flippin_peachy]

Ah I see.
Are you a fan of those big New Year's parties?

[doesntsing]

Joel and I used to go to them but it’s not the same when you go by yourself. You get hit on all night.