escalera: (inkonic-s-b-s2-jesper-7)

[personal profile] escalera 2025-05-23 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
im equal opportunity
guys just like me best

oh im absolutely on board to be the high-maintenance one
thats not even me pretending
this guy sounds like a catch though and probably also somebody with a gang of bodyguards that could take me for a long ride off a short pier
im interested in other words
hawk_shot: (all smiles)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2025-05-23 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Luck clearly doesn't reciprocate then.

Hey, I'm not even talking about one specific guy here.
I can think of at least a few guys and a couple of girls that fit that description and that I usually see at galas and events.
You could be my plus 1 the next time.
escalera: (inkonic-s-b-s2-jesper-5)

[personal profile] escalera 2025-05-23 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
ouch
that hurts you know?
im hurt

sign me up, im your man
galas have the best pigeons
hawk_shot: (imma tell you a secret)

[personal profile] hawk_shot 2025-05-23 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, J.
But even you have to admit that your relationship is kind of on the rocks.

That's what I thought that you'd say.
Plus, free booze.
escalera: (frathouse 2)

[personal profile] escalera 2025-05-23 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
i always take her back, she's worth it

free booze?
you could have led with that and i would have said yes on the jump