[ castmates, crosscanon, ocs, all welcome! can play from any canon point but will default to after he and loki stage a coup on asgard and he kills baldr, so he's basically a fugitive wandering the worlds. m/f for anything shippy; he likes badass blondes, but you might remind him of his (dead) wife. ]
1. The lack of regard with which you hold your safety is troubling. I would prefer you consider it more highly in future. 2. New rule: you are not allowed anything. Ever. 3. I am not being over dramatic. 4. I told him he would be good for human sacrifice. 5. Did you die? 6. [ wildcard! ]
[She knows how important it can be to see your name in its proper script. She rarely sees hers anymore, except when she is talking with her parents, usually.]
Oh, come on. You're mad about that version of me talking about that version of you going after a peacock. I can't keep track of everything they were saying, I was busy.
Well, yeah. That's kinda part of the gig and it happens way more than I'd like but I always come back. Next you're gonna say they give out extra lives where you're from like free puppies.
hodr odinson | the prophecies of ragnarok
1. The lack of regard with which you hold your safety is troubling. I would prefer you consider it more highly in future.
2. New rule: you are not allowed anything. Ever.
3. I am not being over dramatic.
4. I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
5. Did you die?
6. [ wildcard! ]
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You're completely being dramatic. It's okay as long as you own it.
don't be fooled he IS an overdramatic bitch
[ He's not proud of it, but the point is, it's just the right level of dramatic! ]
1; idk what I'm doing yet but here we go!!
trilogy timeline or after?
after to save my swiss cheese brain lmfao
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4; Ciri, not bb!Hel, FYI LOL
oh no blondie alert lolol
the instant "must protect" he'd feel on meeting her tbh
adopts her. yelena too
ahhh yes plz π
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2, but you should make 3. his response to her LOL
[She knows how important it can be to see your name in its proper script. She rarely sees hers anymore, except when she is talking with her parents, usually.]
MY PLEASURE
[ Sorry Yelena, he's using speech-to-text, but he's grateful for the care she's taking. He'll remember this. ]
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What is it like, where you ended up?
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2 this is obvi in reference to the multiverse shitposting but this is shield au bucky
HAHAHA the peacock 5ever π€£
I have no quarrel with you. But she deserves better than a mortal.
3, for attack of the blondes part 1
[ There's a lot of actors in New York after all. ]
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5, for attack of the blondes part 2
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[ He has a one track mind and has a very specific reason for asking all these questions. ]
4, for attack of the (briefly) blondes part 3
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5; speaking of badass blondes... π€·ββοΈ
prequel era i'm assuming?
5, you know what this is as i add to the blond pile π
YELLS, you know this is going to be good π