torchured: (doling out an earful)

olruggio | witch hat atelier

[personal profile] torchured 2025-05-23 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
1. i cant tell which is worse. that its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.

2. crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. it's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.

3. i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night.