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clint barton, marvel comics

[westcoasts]

one         I'm just saying, there's a certain freedom when you know you're not going to remember anything the next day.
two         but I swear, if you have video of me.
three         hey, I'm all for honesty, but let's not get carried away.
four         did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
five         I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
wildcard         or text him idk

two.

[counterstep]

surveillance footage of you slipping and landing on your ass?

I mean it's not the prettiest video out there but...

[westcoasts]

that makes it sound so benign.

[counterstep]

cause it is
it was way funnier in person

and this doesn't even have sound so you don't get to hear the weird noise you made while skidding

[westcoasts]

normally, I like to say that the best part of footage not having sound is getting to do the voiceovers yourself but in this instance

I'd really rather you didn't

[counterstep]

really?
well thanks for the suggestion, Barton

( he's on it. )

[westcoasts]

( what the FUCK

but also )

you really don't normally do that?

[counterstep]

( you're the one who mentioned it!! )

no I'm not as goofy as you are
why would I?

[westcoasts]

( yeah but he assumed it wasn't putting ideas into bucky's head!! )

goofy
we really need to buy you a thesaurus, man

because watching surveillance footage is boring as hell 90% of the time?

[counterstep]

there's literally a Disney character named Goofy because he's goofy don't give me that "outdated" shit

( the nerve!! )

true but making voiceovers is also needlessly distracting

[westcoasts]

yeah and it's OLD
no-one watches that anymore
it's all spongebob ( is it clint ) and some kind of blue dog these dogs

it's either that or I fall asleep.
and I'm told my snoring is also "needlessly distracting".

[counterstep]

he's literally in the PARKS
kids know who he is so he's not old??
Bluey it's like the easiest name to remember come on

( he didn't even have to look that up. he absorbed it by existing in the modern day. who's the one who needs to keep up, clint? )

I can vouch for that, yeah
your snoring isn't great
whatever gets you through the work, I guess

[westcoasts]

yeah, sorry, I'm not a disney adult.
anyway, point is, still doesn't mean anyone's out here calling each other goofy.

thanks?

[counterstep]

Disney adult????? ( ?????????????? )
well you're still goofy, even if you say no one's using it
that doesn't change the fact

I mean I'm sure your snoring is probably useful for something

[westcoasts]

google it.

helps whoever I'm with stay awake...

[counterstep]

Jesus do people NOT have better things to spend their money on???

actually true
it's got jump scare potential
sometimes it seems like you stopped breathing but then you let out an extra loud banger after a long pause

[westcoasts]

here!

2

[chuffle]

Oh do I ever

[westcoasts]

( FUCK. )

you are the worst person I've ever met

[chuffle]

Oh, you know that’s not true. I didn’t put it on tik tok

[westcoasts]

😌

two

[sophielicious]

oh, honey. if?

[westcoasts]

here!

five

[viuva]

i am from mother russia

dont worry i will go easy on you next time

[westcoasts]

here!