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[personal profile] dulltool 2025-05-23 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
because you broke into a wedding shop, yelled you deserved cake and then when I told you wedding cake was for brides, you got drunk and put a wedding dress on.

I have pictures to prove it.
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[personal profile] sleepinghunter 2025-05-23 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
At least I know how to make my dreams come true. That's something to be respected.

Also, why the hell do you have pics..? And where's the cake if this is all true?
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[personal profile] dulltool 2025-05-23 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn’t call getting wasted and wanting a wedding cake a ‘dream’.

( then again what did he know about dreams? given he gave up on them long ago. )

because it’s funny and for blackmail. and ein ate the rest, sorry.
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[personal profile] sleepinghunter 2025-05-23 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
i have a list of dreams. that's just one of the many that i plan to make come true, but since you're such an expert.... tell me what your dream is

what? first of all, i put on a wedding dress for that and you let the DOG eat the rest? give me your phone


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[personal profile] dulltool 2025-05-23 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
my dream is for you to no longer be a pain in my butt.

and secondly, no. I'm going to make copies of these photos and show them around to the rest of the crew.
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[personal profile] sleepinghunter 2025-05-23 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
you can make that happen by giving me two trillion woolong <3

do it and see if i ride your face again.
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[personal profile] dulltool 2025-05-23 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
does it really look like I have that kind of woolong on me?

I'm starting to think, after all that, I might be good for once.


( he's never going to let her live this down. )
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[personal profile] sleepinghunter 2025-05-23 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
hey, i just told you what you need to make the dream come true. i'm not your fairy godmother.

what


[ She's going to kill him, but first she's going to come up with a plan to get her hands on his phone. Right now it involves him being naked and tied up. ]
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[personal profile] dulltool 2025-05-23 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
you heard me, watching you get drunk and devour nearly 3/4ths of a wedding cake isn't exactly the biggest turn on.
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[personal profile] sleepinghunter 2025-05-23 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i didn't even eat the whole thing, but sure. have fun with your hand. hope it cuddles
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[personal profile] dulltool 2025-05-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
( moved here )