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[trashtalker]

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

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3.

[abhorrently]

his loss, really
what's friendship without some attempted murder
it's a way of getting to know each other

[caligulan]

When you say it, it sounds endearing. When I say it, I have stakes aimed at my chest.

But you're not wrong.

[abhorrently]

you'd think they'd get more creative than stakes
EVERYONE will die if you shove a giant piece of wood in their chest

clearly you just need to attempt to murder me while they're in the vicinity so they can see how easy it is to laugh off
or something else if you have a better idea

[caligulan]

If it's all the same, I'd much rather stay on your nice side, not a mistaken threat. Apparently we deal with that enough as it is.

[abhorrently]

easy enough, all you have to do is keep being yourself
you got far enough without trying and that was with a dagger against my neck

[if it's too sincere for him, too bad. every now and then the truth will out that he's been a decent friend.]