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[caligulan]

How very convenient for you that the orb is seemingly ungovernable. Ridiculous.

FINE. But I am never--and I will only repeat this once, NEVER--going to suffer the inconvenience again.

[wizardsplain]

If I could govern the orb I most certainly would!

But thank you, I suppose, for suffering the unconscionable inconvenience of stopping a mass casualty event -- that would include yourself, I might add.

[caligulan]

Yes, yes, we're all going to die. As if we don't hear this three times a day.

[wizardsplain]

I apologize if you find my efforts to avert certain disaster tiresome. I assure you, the last year has not been enjoyable for me. You have no idea the caliber of magical artifacts turned to mundanity to feed the orb.

Surely you, of all people, can understand hunger.

[caligulan]

We're comparing urges now, are we? HONESTLY.

[wizardsplain]

Comparing, no. Finding common ground in our shared experience!

[caligulan]

I would say my own don't single handedly affect the entire economy of the Sword Coast, but...even I couldn't keep a straight face doing so.

You're not getting an apology out of me.