ratmanreed: (cuts through I don’t have the skin)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-05-23 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)

I call you a dipshit all the time, dipshit.

Would be weird if I stopped.

[Big brain Gavin Reed logic.]

detechs: (pic#17190668)

[personal profile] detechs 2025-05-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, I would not find it weird if you stopped.

Also I am counting those.
ratmanreed: (at the same time)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-05-23 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)

Nah, you’re just trying to use reverse psychology on me.

Wasn’t born yesterday, asshole.

[To toss in some variation, there.]

detechs: (pic#17190094)

[personal profile] detechs 2025-05-23 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would I do that if you were going to know that I was?

[ that's called talking like an idiot to screw with an idiot. might not work, but damnit, what's to lose? ]
ratmanreed: (happy you were mine | powfu)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-05-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Because you always think you’re one step ahead. But you’re not.

Think you’re so fucking smart, huh

[Gavin presumes he’s doing a good job at throwing Connor off his trail!]

detechs: (pic#17190098)

[personal profile] detechs 2025-05-23 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe. I think I would find your number next to mine.
ratmanreed: (why do you rub me up)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-05-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)

Nah. Would be Hank’s. He’d deserve it too.

detechs: (pic#17616330)

[personal profile] detechs 2025-05-23 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What is your deal with him? I get me. You think I'm a roomba. Hank's a competent detective.
ratmanreed: (left a piece of me with you | powfu)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-05-23 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)

The shit between me and Hank is classified. Household appliances don’t get clearance for that.

[Gavin is pleased to see that Connor accepts his designation of “roomba”!!

Mildly, anyway.]

Name one thing Hank has done on the whole deviant investigation other than drive your sorry ass around

detechs: (pic#17616170)

[personal profile] detechs 2025-05-23 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right, I did your job entirely on my own.
ratmanreed: (cuts through I don’t have the skin)

[personal profile] ratmanreed 2025-05-24 12:49 am (UTC)(link)

[Gavin almost bites!! He really does! Typing out some bullshit but then... he deletes it, instead sending:]

See, nothing good to say about Hank at all, huh?

That’s what I figured.