I call you a dipshit all the time, dipshit.
Would be weird if I stopped.
[Big brain Gavin Reed logic.]
Nah, you’re just trying to use reverse psychology on me.
Wasn’t born yesterday, asshole.
[To toss in some variation, there.]
Because you always think you’re one step ahead. But you’re not.
Think you’re so fucking smart, huh
[Gavin presumes he’s doing a good job at throwing Connor off his trail!]
Nah. Would be Hank’s. He’d deserve it too.
The shit between me and Hank is classified. Household appliances don’t get clearance for that.
[Gavin is pleased to see that Connor accepts his designation of “roomba”!!
Mildly, anyway.]
Name one thing Hank has done on the whole deviant investigation other than drive your sorry ass around
[Gavin almost bites!! He really does! Typing out some bullshit but then... he deletes it, instead sending:]
See, nothing good to say about Hank at all, huh?
That’s what I figured.
Other options:
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I call you a dipshit all the time, dipshit.
Would be weird if I stopped.
[Big brain Gavin Reed logic.]
no subject
Also I am counting those.
no subject
Nah, you’re just trying to use reverse psychology on me.
Wasn’t born yesterday, asshole.
[To toss in some variation, there.]
no subject
[ that's called talking like an idiot to screw with an idiot. might not work, but damnit, what's to lose? ]
no subject
Because you always think you’re one step ahead. But you’re not.
Think you’re so fucking smart, huh
[Gavin presumes he’s doing a good job at throwing Connor off his trail!]
no subject
no subject
Nah. Would be Hank’s. He’d deserve it too.
no subject
no subject
The shit between me and Hank is classified. Household appliances don’t get clearance for that.
[Gavin is pleased to see that Connor accepts his designation of “roomba”!!
Mildly, anyway.]
Name one thing Hank has done on the whole deviant investigation other than drive your sorry ass around
no subject
no subject
[Gavin almost bites!! He really does! Typing out some bullshit but then... he deletes it, instead sending:]
See, nothing good to say about Hank at all, huh?
That’s what I figured.