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[lskennedy]

I knew you would. I’d tell you if I turned up anything good, but you know how it is.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Nothing to do with cults is ever objectively “good”?

[lskennedy]

Not usually. But maybe one day we’ll turn up one that’s just super into crochet or something.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Ah, yes. The cult of the doilies.

[lskennedy]

Right?? That’s gotta be harmless.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Actually I would worry that they might somehow be minions of The Web

[ But he’s paranoid ]

[lskennedy]

That’s… certainly a theory. But weirder things have happened.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Precisely!
It could all be a front and a trap.

[ please don’t encourage him ]

[lskennedy]

Who are they trapping though? Old ladies? That’s pretty dark.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Old ladies can be very dangerous themselves!
I know of several who either are or were terrifying.

[lskennedy]

Fine, you win. Every cult is doomed to be a bad time.