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[deadbirdarising]

You sure you're the one I should be asking for advice, Mr. Chronic Commitment Issues?

[There's a pause and then another chime.]

That was a dick thing to say. Sorry.


I...don't know. I'm out of my depth and I fucking hate it.

[farcry]

[ wow. low blow. ]

It's alright. You didn't ask for advice and here I am dishing it out like I've got it all figured out. Guess I got too excited for you. I'm sorry, too.

You're right, though. I get it. Feels too good to be true, doesn't it.

[deadbirdarising]

[Yeah, he actually kinda feels bad for that one. A little.

Not that he'll ever tell Dick that.]

It could be worse than you being excited.

I'm not used to feeling wrong footed. He taught us how to free run, how to deactivate bombs, and how to best knock out people who're trying to shoot at us. But how to act normal on a date? That's too much.

[farcry]

Like what? Me being paranoid? There’s a bit of that too, don’t worry, but I’m not him, so I’m not gonna pry.

He doesn’t even have that part figured out himself. How could he teach us?

Besides, no one’s sticking around because they think were normal, if you haven’t noticed.

[deadbirdarising]

Well that's depressing as shit. Thank you. You're not wrong, but I hate it. If you were here, I'd totally throw a piece of popcorn at you.

[No he wouldn't.]

[farcry]

You know I’d just catch it in my mouth.

What I’m trying to say is, as corny as it sounds, if he’s the right person, he’s gonna be here for you.

But also. Can I ask? Do I know him?

[deadbirdarising]

Which is why it would be one of those 'looks fine on the outside but it totally burnt on the inside' ones.

And people say *I'm* the corny one? Geeze, man.

...You do. Pretty well, actually.

[farcry]

One low blow after another, Jay. You’re really feeling ruthless today.

Hush.

What? Really??

Roy Harper.

[deadbirdarising]

...HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU ASSHOLE?!?

[farcry]

Telepathy?

He actually told me already. But don’t tell him I told you, alright?

[deadbirdarising]

....dick. Him, not you. For once.

Mostly because now you've had time to come up with a lecture.

[farcry]

You can’t blame the guy for telling his best bud.

You, on the other hand.

[deadbirdarising]

Yeah, I don't blame him, but still.

Me, what? Come on, bring the lecture. Promise you, the words 'he's an addict' or 'be careful' come out of your mouth, istg I will rearrange your face, Grayson.

[No Dick joke. That's how you know he's serious.]

[farcry]

[ oh, he used his last name. ]

You. Waited a long long time to tell me. Which I’m not blaming you for. I just have to say, you know how hard it was to act like I didn’t know?

[ he deserves an Oscar. ]