notagunguy: (Doubt your face)

lmfao this is a hilarious mess A++

[personal profile] notagunguy 2025-05-23 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No she didn't.
I promise you, MY mother did not do that.
I think you got the wrong guy, is what I'm saying.
Maybe we're number neighbors and your finger slipped??? Idk.
My name's Jack.

But I don't know who Kait is.
And if this is like- your girlfriend, boyfriend, amorphous dark god- we don't judge at The Gas Station, honestly- that you're talking to, or you know, that you're TRYING to talk to...
I'm just saying, I don't know your situation, but... Maybe don't-
Don't settle for being someone's unicorn third in their relationship, you know?


[Too much? Probably. Especially for strangers. But Jack lost any little bit of filter he had a long time ago. He blames Jerry, mostly. And maybe Benjamin a little bit.]
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[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-23 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh

Wow

I fucked up

Name's Dylan. And 'guy with no sense ' apparently, as you feel the need to tell a stranger they're not respecting themselves enough.

That's bad, man. Rotten. The terrible vibes are vicious.