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[trashtalker]

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

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[allbedestroyed]

I don't know what that means, but tell me what happened anyway.

[readytosee]

It's a keyboard command to force-quit a program on your computer. It makes it shut down, basically.
Anyway, not important.

Myself and a few other people on the team spent far too long explaining to Hammond that speeding up the hatching process isn't a thing.
Biology doesn't care about deadlines or projected opening dates, there's still an incubation period.
Of course Wu made vague promises to "look into it" to get him to shut up, which is so deeply unhelpful.

[allbedestroyed]

[He does always learn something with Casper...]

And then he'll come to me and I'll say the pens aren't ready anyway. And I won't say things just to make him calm down. I rather like riling him up. I'm good at it too.

Do you want a drink?

[readytosee]

Oh god, would you? Please do, I need all the back up I can get, with Wu being... himself.

Please, yes.
And tell me how the hatchlings are settling in?

[allbedestroyed]

Of course I will. I won't have him speeding things up for the sake of it and making it more dangerous for everyone.

I'll bring the whiskey.

They're... getting there. They're still sorting out their hierarchy amongst themselves. It can get a little vicious sometimes.