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Leon S Kennedy | Resident Evil

[lskennedy]

1. At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.

2. At some point I am going to say to you "I have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.

3. Honestly, fuck you guys. I'm gonna get drunk by myself

4. Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.

5. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.

6. Wildcard (text him!)

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[ghosthunted]

Not sure I like the idea of you doing a Jonathan but sure. If you don’t call I'll grab Daisy and we’ll get you back.

[lskennedy]

Didn’t realize he too was a torture cave aficionado. Thanks for the backup.

[ghosthunted]

Oh he gets into all kinds of stupid stuff like torture caves, getting kidnapped, getting blown up…
Me and Daisy can handle a lot so you’re welcome

[lskennedy]

Sounds like my soulmate.
I already know you get into a lot of… weird shit. So, I trust you.

[ghosthunted]

If that’s true perhaps I should let you die in the torture caves, it would be a kindness
Oh there’s weird shit a-plenty here
I know how to knife fight because I got brain-jacked by an entity of Slaughter

[lskennedy]

You know. As far as my love life goes, that checks out.
That sounds… terrible. But at least you have new skills, I guess.

[ghosthunted]

Oh god if you’re catching feelings I strongly suggest you stop
It was pretty bad, but also kind of liberating in a way
And yeah now I can knife fight!

[lskennedy]

I’m not, I just think he’s nice to look at. Don’t send me to an early grave, yet.
I mean. I learned the boring way where some asshole just beats it into you until you’re good to go. Still think I’d take that over the brainjacking, though.

[ghosthunted]

Oh Christ and it isn’t totally off-putting every time he opens his mouth?
Honestly that sounds terrible too
At least I got to be mean and angry and have an excuse for it!

[lskennedy]

I’ll be honest, that’s not stopped me before.
I guess that does sound cathartic.

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[postapocalypticgoogle]

I could get our translation team on the case if you feel the need to know what they’re saying.

[lskennedy]

Nah. I know enough to know I don’t really wanna hear the rest. Unless it’s of interest to you, I guess?

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Part of me does want to know but Spain isn’t exactly within my jurisdiction.

[lskennedy]

I knew you would. I’d tell you if I turned up anything good, but you know how it is.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Nothing to do with cults is ever objectively “good”?

[lskennedy]

Not usually. But maybe one day we’ll turn up one that’s just super into crochet or something.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Ah, yes. The cult of the doilies.

[lskennedy]

Right?? That’s gotta be harmless.

[postapocalypticgoogle]

Actually I would worry that they might somehow be minions of The Web

[ But he’s paranoid ]

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[brokeassgoing]

the last time you said that we almost got murdered by a fucking cult

[lskennedy]

Almost. You’re still breathing. Just trust me.

[brokeassgoing]

NO!!!!!! that wasnt even A FUN CULT

[lskennedy]

Sorry, when was the last time you encountered a “fun cult”?

[brokeassgoing]

uhhhhhhhh church maybe?