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[falconings]

So definitely more than three already then.

You know what, I can't judge man, whatever makes you happy. Just uh, mind the litterboxes.

[endof_theline]

They keep following me home. I can't turn then away, can I? No.

I have two.

[falconings]

That's kinda sweet actually.

You give them names yet?

[endof_theline]

Shut it.

No. Maybe.

[falconings]

You absolutely named them.

Did you give them weird human names or did you go all out like a normal person and name them after food items?

[ 'Cupcake' or 'Bon-Bon' were much more normal than 'Jeff' when it comes to cat names, that's a hill he will die on. ]

[endof_theline]

I hate you.

None of those things!

[falconings]

You love me, come on.

Ok so it's not a human person name and it's not a food item. At least give me a hint!

[endof_theline]

I tolerate you.

They're cool names.

[That's all you get, Joaquin.]

[falconings]

If you don't tell me their names, I bet Sam will.

[ Assuming Sam knows about Bucky's cat collecting habits. And if he doesn't, that'll be a fun conversation. ]

[endof_theline]

Sam doesn't know their names.

He just shakes his head and tells me to get on that damn dating app again.

[falconings]

Why are your cats names like a national secret??

You quit the app already? Did you get any matches, go on any dates?

[endof_theline]

Maybe.

I'm not getting on it again. No way.

[Not answering the matches or dates question.]