No she didn't. I promise you, MY mother did not do that. I think you got the wrong guy, is what I'm saying. Maybe we're number neighbors and your finger slipped??? Idk. My name's Jack.
But I don't know who Kait is. And if this is like- your girlfriend, boyfriend, amorphous dark god- we don't judge at The Gas Station, honestly- that you're talking to, or you know, that you're TRYING to talk to... I'm just saying, I don't know your situation, but... Maybe don't- Don't settle for being someone's unicorn third in their relationship, you know?
[Too much? Probably. Especially for strangers. But Jack lost any little bit of filter he had a long time ago. He blames Jerry, mostly. And maybe Benjamin a little bit.]
lmfao this is a hilarious mess A++
I promise you, MY mother did not do that.
I think you got the wrong guy, is what I'm saying.
Maybe we're number neighbors and your finger slipped??? Idk.
My name's Jack.
But I don't know who Kait is.
And if this is like- your girlfriend, boyfriend, amorphous dark god- we don't judge at The Gas Station, honestly- that you're talking to, or you know, that you're TRYING to talk to...
I'm just saying, I don't know your situation, but... Maybe don't-
Don't settle for being someone's unicorn third in their relationship, you know?
[Too much? Probably. Especially for strangers. But Jack lost any little bit of filter he had a long time ago. He blames Jerry, mostly. And maybe Benjamin a little bit.]