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Benjamin Leonard 'Dex' Poindexter ~ ǝʎǝsןןnq ([personal profile] ricochetingbullets) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2025-05-23 08:25 am (UTC)

Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter | MCU

1. I just caused a six car pile-up to steal a pizza. So how has your night been?

2. Yes, I bit you. But only because YOU LICKED ME FIRST!

3. Do you think I should leave the bodies on his doorstep like a pissed-off cat trying to send a message?

4. I didn't even throw knives this time! It was just the carrot peeler!

5. Yes, I have been living under a rock. Hence asking you what I’ve missed over the last ten years.

6. Text him!

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