a. Do you think this party would improve if I knocked that ice sculpture over? Because it’s the most tame in my long list of distractions, the next one is significantly more dramatic.
b. Oh, because I’m standing outside a Popmart at 8am for my own benefit. Yes, I know she’s mad at me. I’m fixing it.
c. One of these days you’re going to slink into the wrong place at the wrong time and the situation won’t be so forgiving.
d. My authority diminishes the more you catch me eating ramyeon in the dark hours of the morning, is that it?