1. They told me I could be the chaperone if I accompanied them for 'young people stuff'
... I am not that much older than them!

2. You left an assortment of your things in my bed. Considering how responsible you are I find this a little what do they say now...'sus'

3. Have you woken up yet? Your stamina seemed to be running out by the time you left and I find myself concerned.

4. Oh! I forgot to remind you, don't forget to bring the mask!

5. Should I be concerned on why so much of our furniture is broken? Was there a fight I do not remember?