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bakerstreet2025-05-22 09:00 pm
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i'm sure there's a better one for it
but i dropped out of high school, so i just made something up
i can
but i want to see you now
open your door in maybe 60 seconds
i'm about to have my hands full
but i dropped out of high school, so i just made something up
i can
but i want to see you now
open your door in maybe 60 seconds
i'm about to have my hands full
1. I appreciate the picture. It was very thoughtful of you.
2. The key should be underneath a loose tile near the window. Just try not to make too much of a mess if you plan on staying the night, if you would.
3. Certainly a creative use of the word "urgent".
4. I’m on the hunt for pet names and figured you’d have better taste than I do. Or at least a better sense of humor.
5. I see we’re playing fast and loose with definitions again.
2. The key should be underneath a loose tile near the window. Just try not to make too much of a mess if you plan on staying the night, if you would.
3. Certainly a creative use of the word "urgent".
4. I’m on the hunt for pet names and figured you’d have better taste than I do. Or at least a better sense of humor.
5. I see we’re playing fast and loose with definitions again.
Thanks. And that makes sense too. I need to check if we're still allowed to have a party even if none of this is real-real.
Have you been fake married to other people before?
Have you been fake married to other people before?
Plus it will be fun to make him wear a very colorful outfit for a change.
I accept that your judgment is temporarily hindered.
[rules for thee and not for me :) ]
[rules for thee and not for me :) ]
I think it fitsokay( he isn't quite sure how well at timing things bob is, so bucky's just going to open his door now and wait. easier that way. )
You don't have a point. You have a crumbling pole of misplaced indignation.
1. our breakfast options are wavy lays, microwave popcorn, and fireball.
2. All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
3. dont take this the wrong way but i just mistook a trash can for you
2. All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
3. dont take this the wrong way but i just mistook a trash can for you
1. not sayin i got butterflies or nothin
but they might’ve done a kickflip when you smiled at me earlier
2. accidentally said “i love you” to the delivery driver
he said it back
now we’re married i guess???
3. yo did i dream the raccoon with the glitter hat
or was that real
cuz there's glitter in my sink and i’m kinda scared
4. i said i was gonna go to bed early
but then i started thinking about bees with little backpacks.
so now it’s 3am and i know bee facts.
5. listen i may not have my life together
but i did correctly guess how many nuggets were in the box
so who’s the real winner here
6. wildcard/text him!
[ ooc; ota for gen. 21+ for anything that steers smutty or shippy. m/f or m/m both okay (but m/m will be much more of a slowburn situation, fyi). assumed cr is great, but i prefer the organic development of serious romantic relationships unless it's canon or we have previous cr. castmates, crosscanon, aus, and ocs are all welcome! ]
but they might’ve done a kickflip when you smiled at me earlier
2. accidentally said “i love you” to the delivery driver
he said it back
now we’re married i guess???
3. yo did i dream the raccoon with the glitter hat
or was that real
cuz there's glitter in my sink and i’m kinda scared
4. i said i was gonna go to bed early
but then i started thinking about bees with little backpacks.
so now it’s 3am and i know bee facts.
5. listen i may not have my life together
but i did correctly guess how many nuggets were in the box
so who’s the real winner here
6. wildcard/text him!
[ ooc; ota for gen. 21+ for anything that steers smutty or shippy. m/f or m/m both okay (but m/m will be much more of a slowburn situation, fyi). assumed cr is great, but i prefer the organic development of serious romantic relationships unless it's canon or we have previous cr. castmates, crosscanon, aus, and ocs are all welcome! ]
1) He stabbed himself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a knife.
2) Please tell me you aren't the idiot they're talking about on the news.
3) He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
4) I don't care. It's whiskey Wednesday, get your gameface on.
5) Wildcard!
2) Please tell me you aren't the idiot they're talking about on the news.
3) He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
4) I don't care. It's whiskey Wednesday, get your gameface on.
5) Wildcard!
Perhaps they ought to be.
This is the third morning within the past two weeks wherein we've been interrupted by meetings that could be been succinctly summarized into e-mail correspondence.
If they insist upon being an inconvenience, it has come to my understanding that passive aggressive gestures in kind tend to be the most effective method in which corporate politics are resolved.
[In other words, he's been listening to a couple of ornery Turks when he definitely shouldn't be. But for what it's worth, he's too professional to actually go traipsing around without pants; he's just incredibly salty that his Angeal time keeps getting interrupted.]
This is the third morning within the past two weeks wherein we've been interrupted by meetings that could be been succinctly summarized into e-mail correspondence.
If they insist upon being an inconvenience, it has come to my understanding that passive aggressive gestures in kind tend to be the most effective method in which corporate politics are resolved.
[In other words, he's been listening to a couple of ornery Turks when he definitely shouldn't be. But for what it's worth, he's too professional to actually go traipsing around without pants; he's just incredibly salty that his Angeal time keeps getting interrupted.]
Hiii you've threaded with my Loki before, I fell out but was looking for you when I came back
hasworkfriends
2025-05-23 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god though, where do I even start?
Alright, alright, so you know me. My long distance crush came to visit and even though he's definitely not into me, I just had to impress him.
Stupid boys, amirite
Alright, alright, so you know me. My long distance crush came to visit and even though he's definitely not into me, I just had to impress him.
Stupid boys, amirite
It is definitely worth sharing. Especially the first one. [It is the title now, she will never call it anything else.]
I guess that makes sense. Except brains are also very weird about things we do think think about, soooo... who knows. Weird all around.
I guess that makes sense. Except brains are also very weird about things we do think think about, soooo... who knows. Weird all around.
As though I let anything go missing even after it's departed.
I will keep it in mind.
You should also come to me, if you are ever under threat.
You should also come to me, if you are ever under threat.
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