the_other_dellamorte: by axisandallies (036)

[personal profile] the_other_dellamorte 2025-05-23 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
zughx chicco mio wont yuo come adm loook adter me? Peer faVore?

hasworkfriends: (Not a rifle?)

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[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-23 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
You should know better already.

It's always a big deal! I just put on a pretty convincing face.
hasworkfriends: (Default)

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[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-23 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Nah. Shakespeare is *my* bitch.

As is his mom

Wait, no, too far????
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[personal profile] vestments 2025-05-23 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
Would've preferred something more personal.

You don't carry cash?
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[personal profile] so_many_pockets 2025-05-23 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
The best insults and the best jokes often are.
Oh, take your pick. Different website, different person. I keep thinking all of this can't get much stupider, and then it proves me wrong.
betenoir: (Savage)

[personal profile] betenoir 2025-05-23 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
Merde.

[Someone hit the water poorly.]
hasworkfriends: (Not a rifle?)

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[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-23 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hey.

Rude. You know I can eat your face in a full moon, right?
aspolyhymnia: (pic#16524931)

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[personal profile] aspolyhymnia 2025-05-23 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
that is deeply suspicious
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[personal profile] aspolyhymnia 2025-05-23 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
at least you’ve got assets.
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[personal profile] aspolyhymnia 2025-05-23 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
Kaz, I found a building I want
ricochetingbullets: (No talking about feelings)

[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-23 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
I should be surprised but this is a good reminder to me that I'm in a relationship with someone completely feral.
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[personal profile] aspolyhymnia 2025-05-23 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
is it just you saying no, but you won’t be smirking about it?
wapow: (Z6ZVrag)

[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-23 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
But it's so comfortable! 🥺 and Lena did such a good job!

I know what I was wearing was kinda like ice skater fare? So it's a leotard, but it still felt like I was flashing everyone. 🫠

Also, if that was real, Edna Mode would smack me for wearing a cape.
ridofthethrone: (Questions)

Logan | Fable 3 | OTA

[personal profile] ridofthethrone 2025-05-23 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
1. You kept asking me to get you things from the highest shelves.
2. Time is up. Text me now or I'm coming to look for you.
3. I think I have your keys. And your coat.
4. Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck?
5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR welcome.
vahital: (faulty)

4. in their glory days ig!

[personal profile] vahital 2025-05-23 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
Or if you could make your rendez-vous point.
ricochetingbullets: (Knows what he's doing)

[personal profile] ricochetingbullets 2025-05-23 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
"I keep thinking all of this can't get much stupider, and then it proves me wrong" is the motto of the entire internet.
Just let people see the two of us together and the rumors will double in no time flat.
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[personal profile] hasworkfriends 2025-05-23 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I mean yeah, you were kinda flashing people, but you gotta own that.

Suffer for fashion. I support all women's wrongs but I can't get behind this one.
Edited 2025-05-23 09:49 (UTC)
neverstopfailing: (pic#16462854)

1 adding to the pile sry

[personal profile] neverstopfailing 2025-05-23 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be hard on yourself. It's a relief to know Mister Perfect does, actually, have a few flaws.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-23 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, tequila doesn't even get me tipsy.

If you want to get drunk and crazy, hit up White Canary.
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[personal profile] nardil 2025-05-23 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Blondes mostly terrify me, I'll opt out of that one.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-23 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
.............


What hair color do you think I have? 🤨
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[personal profile] svepskal 2025-05-23 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
For the people around you. Has no one voiced their concerns?
ridofthethrone: (Calm)

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[personal profile] ridofthethrone 2025-05-23 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
That's what happens when you have too much fun the night before.
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[personal profile] wapow 2025-05-23 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
idk, maybe i could rotate them. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Probably a good thing I never went with the pink suit, huh?
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[personal profile] spellminster 2025-05-23 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know Holga felt so strongly about fashion...