The best insults and the best jokes often are. Oh, take your pick. Different website, different person. I keep thinking all of this can't get much stupider, and then it proves me wrong.
1. You kept asking me to get you things from the highest shelves. 2. Time is up. Text me now or I'm coming to look for you. 3. I think I have your keys. And your coat. 4. Why do I feel like I got hit by a truck? 5. Text him! Misfires and assumed CR welcome.
"I keep thinking all of this can't get much stupider, and then it proves me wrong" is the motto of the entire internet. Just let people see the two of us together and the rumors will double in no time flat.
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