Honestly I'm glad I did too because I bet some of these bruises hurt to get but I don't remember anything other than getting the wind knocked out of me from landing on the table leg funny
You spend statistically more time with me of course I'm the reason. I have been told by a reliable source that if you kiss the bump it'll make it better faster.
I haven't gotten to see much of them in action yet. They haven't been working on the rope at the same time I'm practicing at the Chase. Are they that good?
my lips are sealed. i'm an excellent keeper of secrets. though i might borrow the knowledge for my own devices if i ever fancy taking a shot at cooking with actual food instead of chemicals.
i just don't want to do more work when i get home. cooking feels like work. i got cleaned out today and a couple lads decided to express their impatience with me verily. you know, by shouting and with their fists.
so i'm fine and they are not. but i could really use that grilled cheese.
honestly i didn't. i was so livid i just pulled out my Extractor and latched it around his fucking head.
also he was a pirate so... not the cleanest set of hands (hah!) to begin with. what do i care if he wakes up on a piss-covered floor? he should have thought of that before he whipped his dick out
honestly!!! and he TOLD me to collect my reward for bringing back his stuffed dog and the chest was IN the bathroom. so i go in there. he ducks in right after me. then i hear this trickling-tinkling-water-not-water sound... ... ...
UHG! No. No no no no fucking way. Unacceptable behavior! what the bloody hell did he expect me to do?!
honestly i don't think i want that question answered
[ Roy scowls. That is clearly not the answer he wanted. ]
So, to be clear, you helped this girl today, you thought enough ahead to have her escorted home, but now you're just going to hope that ideally none of these people or their friends decide that they're more angry than humiliated, and jump her again another day? Do I have that right?
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