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[tasermaiden]

It has fruit, that automatically makes it part of a healthy, well balanced breakfast.

[counterstep]

I could always stop by, if you can find some time in your busy schedule for me

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

[fromfire]

No, your fires are always controlled, Renoir.

ahahahaa yesss

[zesti]

I refuse to answer that.

[ There is absolutely no answer that won't sound incriminating. They could just be pictures of buildings and that would seem suspicious with that setup! That is not what they are. ]

[doesntsing]

[ She won’t discount his trauma, but she doesn’t think he’s the monster that he thinks he is. He’s never been anything but kind to her. ]

I’m partial to a reuben sandwich, but they have a lot of good things on their menu.

[condorone]

'Most of it'? That the story we're going with today?

[modification]

Ridiculous. [ :-) ]

And of course they don't care. They do not even understand half of what you have to say. An audience of the general public is hardly full of your intellectual equals.

[coldjustice]

You're asking me a question about cooking? Or related to.

[weishappened]

Spite is a demon, not a companion.

[Look, he may be mostly okay with Lucanis by now, but the demon can just @#%$ off.]

Look we found that thing in the middle of a blood magic ritual. It can't be safe.

[hatemail]

What? You think the "Mother of Succubi" is gonna be a right and proper lady???

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Then someone taught the dolphin to yell "harder, daddy" which is a new level of disturbing.

[peint]

No
I mean yes
I mean I'm going down a rabbit hole I may never escape now, noooo.

[ this isn't the monsterfucking he's looking for—HE WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY (unless) ]

Monoco, I think it's safe to say you're the weirdest of them all, and I mean that in the nicest, most affectionate way possible. Probably.

[extrasensory_problems]

It doesn't make you a pussy, it just means you have more complications than most.
I get that.

What if you had someone help you study it?

[regularmongoose]

After work on Friday should be fine.

Can I ask how long you and John have been conspiring?

[royalist]

Sometimes I worry that you have more unresolved issues than I realize...

I guess it's a good thing that you'll be ready if we ever have to face something like... an invasion by an external force...

[ this is a really generous interpretation of his bloodthirsty husband's ptsd, but, like, ]

[thedevilsworkisneverdone]

Your use of lids is criminal so it slots right in my with my speciality.

[weishappened]

It's... big.

[How do you convey that much skepticism across two words. Maybe he has magic after all.]

[yeahmagnets]

[ He's totally, definitely not googling 'bigamy' right now. ]

that would be a lame thing to catch a charge for
at least something fun like public intox

ugh tho
now i have to find a new pizza place.

ahhhhh

[homeostatic]

'Freakish' was a poor choice of words, you're right. 'Incredible' is more like it, wouldn't you agree?

I welcome the opportunity for hands-on learning, T'Pring. Whenever it's convenient for you, of course.

[weishappened]

What? How does that work?

[peint]

Then you may get the opportunity to stab me again yet. Isn't that fun?

[ just... charitably accepting that this is probably an inevitability, while also not adding that he will stab back. just. not in the back. not that his attempts did fuckall, but that doesn't mean he won't try, try again. ]

[doesntsing]

Joel and I used to go to them but it’s not the same when you go by yourself. You get hit on all night.

I mean I have 100% read that fanfic before soooo

[tasermaiden]

So you know how hot he is on the news? Honestly, even hotter in person. Abs you could grate a block of cheese off of. And he's just really chill and fun to hang out with on top of that???

Also he got our friend Erik absolutely drunk as a bonding exercise.

[ Aaaand she's just going to very casually not mention the fact that he dated one of her best friends and how much the revolving door of "Thor's here! And gone! And back! To space!" sucked. ]

[soicantlose]

some reward for trying to help you
Next time maybe I should take pictures, just to cover myself

[droppingin]

[ she wouldn't dare assume... ]

I do prefer to travel light.

but limes and salt are required.