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[boyofprogress]

Yes and no? I'm okay once I get up there, the lights are usually bright enough that I can't actually see anyone.
But I almost always throw up beforehand.

HAHA he still needs to learn how to smile i see!!!!

[choux]

...you know, you might be onto something there. What would be a better housewarming gift than something you could interpret and hang on your room wall (if you like it)? But preferably not on your deathbed!!! Let's leave those kinds of outcomes for the romance novels only!!!

(Also, let's be honest, you would be able to figure out anything amiss right away, hehe.)

Thank you for making it so easy to be creative and accepting everything with an open heart and mind. I'm so lucky to have you, my darling. 💕

[nagano]

You mean,
my mugshots?

Yeah, sure, I guess.
If you want selfies, you can just ask

I'll say no, but I won't stop you from asking.

[morninglark]

nah





maybe



idk she’s trying her best

help.......

[trounce]

Now, now. You know as well as anyone that any prospective pet will remain on the surface, and business will not—under any circumstances—be conducted beyond the bounds of the Fortress.

I give you my word as the Duke that any and all so-called 'tactical cuteness' will be deployed with the utmost discretion and in strict service of both the pet’s welfare and my own emotional stability.

How’s that sound? Reasonable enough?

[pagekaren]

Have you branched out into practicing lid law?

[aspolyhymnia]

you’re not insane.

[counterstep]

( sigh— )

when you picture the walls, how far are they? can you see them?

[negativechill]

It's not just a Romulan thing. Also, sometimes it's unintentional but other times it sure as hell is.

There are lots of fun ways to learn that don't involve lengthy stretches of staring, Narek. Such as asking, but like, in a chill way.

[ fighting a losing battle there, probably. and— ]

What do you want to learn about me in particular, anyway?

[hawk_shot]

[From her perspective, Matt was being thoughtless, selfish, downright rude during dinner. The offering to help around, to pretend that everything was working out smoothly the second their guest left? It was almost insulting.]

You are already running back out?

[It shouldn't be a shock. Lawyers have the worst hours. But she wonders if he is simply avoiding her now.]

[doesntsing]

I don’t know every lesbian in New York.

Glad I’ve passed your political screening test.

[noreasonneeded]

You could perhaps do it with fake coins and give the rest of the crew a heart attack.

[nothingisfree]

Curiosity makes me want to say yes, but concern for lost customers and product says no.

[extrasensory_problems]

Well you have to be able to ingest a certain percentage of water, otherwise you'd die in like three days.

The fact that water has such an impact is kind of interesting though, there's got to be a reason behind it. Either chemically or I guess magically??

[counterstep]

uh
please don't

( honestly, if she did, he deserves it, though. )

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[ciadirector]

Sorry for the drunk text. Mel picked me up from the hospital, but what I said about wanting to spar with you does still stand...

[nitrotempered]

They better not or I'll kill you a second time myself for dying from someone stupid.

No, we are fighting. You can't escape this; it's happening.

Aizawa has what planned for this week? It's either this weekend or during a training session. It'll be on sight.

1.

[fletchthis]

One of them is a dolphin.

[pagekaren]

I feel bad for the fact that I'm kind of horrified but still laughing.
Mostly because "all is well that ends well" feels like a really well timed pun in this context.

[medalsingold]

[omg how is this actually working out like this for him? Is he dreaming?]

it does. :)

when are you free?

[aspolyhymnia]

I guess it’s more of pinning down the best way to use it. I trust your business sense.

6.

[etics]

Clarify, what constitutes and makes requisite a bitchy undertone?

[hatemail]

Aw, is your auto-onahole running low on battery? I'll leave you 2 alone. Maybe you'll be nicer after you nut.

[Yeah she misunderstood what he was getting at.]

[hasworkfriends]

I know that. You think I don't know that? I was gunning to work for NASA. I can't do that if I can't even swallow some fucking water. It's like I'm a pussy

I would study it, but it's me, so

[suspectratio]

Oh she’s not in New York
She’s over here where things are normal

But yeah, me too
It’d be pretty shitty if u failed bcuz my eagle thinks ur cool