tell me the truth

[oneholysock]

TRUTH MEME

you can't hold it in any longer. for some reason, be it a curse or just hit up side your conscious, you're now forced to tell only the truth.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

Comments

[immaterialgirl]

[she's giggling, but less at his expense and very much in that oh no he's cute way. aw fuck.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

[When he's done, he runs a hand through his hair and glances over at her.]

Happy?

[immaterialgirl]

That was charming.

... um. Dare.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Thanks.

Talk in an American accent for the rest of the evening.

[immaterialgirl]

... Yeehaw pardner. [oh she's going to make him regret this.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

[He just rolls his eyes and sighs.]

[immaterialgirl]

What's wrong, dude? You don't seem very cowabunga.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Improper use of cowabunga, but nice try.

[immaterialgirl]

And what is the proper usage of cowabunga?

[juniorvarsitycap]

It's like when you're excited and surfing on some cool waves. Cowabunga, dude!

[immaterialgirl]

[covering her mouth with both hands, shoulders shaking, trying not to lose it.]

[juniorvarsitycap]

You're laughing at me now.

[immaterialgirl]

Does anyone actually speak that way, or is it just in movies? [she's the one that lived out in California for so long...]

[juniorvarsitycap]

I don't know, I learned it from Ninja Turtles.

[immaterialgirl]

Those things always creeped me out. Turtles shouldn't be people.

[juniorvarsitycap]

They’re not people. They’re turtles still.

[immaterialgirl]

But they're turtle-people, John. On their hind legs. Walking around. Saying things.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Well, yeah. They’re mutant ninja turtles.

[immaterialgirl]

Cartoons are weird.

[juniorvarsitycap]

Very.