like it's hard?

[liltuna]

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.

Comments

[mimikriya]

Good kitty. [Now the satisfaction there is definitely audible.]

Favorite element? [If Ava had asked simply for her favorite thing about it instead, the answer would have been simple, immediate, and depressing. But element specifically feels like a different question.] The way the mask retracts and returns.

[immaterialgirl]

Do you need to see that I licked the bowl clean too?

... I do like how yours opens up like that. It's much more convenient when it's retractable, right? I used to have a mask that I had to remove manually. And then Ant-Man punched me right in the face and shattered it.

[mimikriya]

Now I do.

It's so much more convenient. Bitch to clean when blood gets on it, but what else is new.
So he owes you money.

[immaterialgirl]

The licking itself, or the aftermath?

Why I changed from white to black.
Nah, they paid me back in far more important ways than money.

[mimikriya]

Both.

Better for stealth, too. Usually. Sucks if you accidentally get bleach on it, though.
Okay. That's good.

[immaterialgirl]

Two whole vegetables and I'll provide proof. And then you better have some satisfying answers. Ones that aren't so generic as "breathing" or "existing."

Yeah. They helped heal me to the point I'm no longer... actively coming apart. Not a complete cure, but better than what I had.

[mimikriya]

Apparently breathing IS a kink, but okay. I'll keep my end of the bargain.

So then I owe them.

[immaterialgirl]

How does that make any sense? Heavy breathing in somebody's ear?

I wouldn't go that far, it all makes up for the fact they're indirectly responsible for the lab accident in the first place and that I tried to kill them. It's complicated.

[mimikriya]

That, or asphyxiation.

Everything is complicated like that. I'd thank them, at least.

[immaterialgirl]

... Oh. OH.

They're fairly... interesting. I don't think you'd dislike them. Other than Pym can be arrogant and Hope can be a little intense. Now that his wife is back he's chilled out some in his old age.

[mimikriya]

So many accidental deaths.

Oh, no. I can't even be in the same room as arrogant and intense people. (/deadpan sarcasm.)

[immaterialgirl]

... I guess horny overrides judgment.

Look, there's plenty of times I wanted to drop them right out the window.

[mimikriya]

Lots of things seem to override judgment.

Okay, but is there anyone you haven't wanted to drop out a window at least once?
Besides Bill.

[immaterialgirl]

Why I tried to minimize distractions and things that might confuse my priorities, for so long.

Mm, Janet perhaps. I wanted to drain her of her energy which was likely to kill her. But it wasn't out of irritation.

[mimikriya]

Do you ever miss that strategy?

Now I have to meet her.

[immaterialgirl]

No, but habits are hard to break. Especially when stressed, default back to old ways of thinking.

She's lovely. No idea how she ever married that arrogant insect of a man.

[mimikriya]

Yes. Habits are very hard to break.

It seems like it is very easy for arrogant men to get married, actually.

[immaterialgirl]

Any that you're trying?

... feels like a trap.

[mimikriya]

Trying to break? Standing motionless in corners for hours at a time.

If you care enough for it to be an option, might as well step in.

[immaterialgirl]

Probably a good one. Back when I first got out of the labs, it was hard to know what to do with all my free time not just sitting around in the labs waiting for my next assignment anymore.

... Eh.

[mimikriya]

I do think I'll still do it sometimes. Just to freak people out a little bit. That part is fun.

Eh?

[immaterialgirl]

Oh absolutely. I'll set up a camera to catch the reactions.

Not sure I'm sold on the concept, really.

[mimikriya]

We can crop me out and put them on the internet.

Okay.

[immaterialgirl]

The new tiktok challenge.

... I don't want to feel as if I 'belong' to a man.

[mimikriya]

That'd be funny.

[...] Ah. Yes.