big fish ([personal profile] liltuna) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-21 11:16 am

like it's hard?


guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.
stillest: (#013)

they keep sharing the same braincell as far as I can tell...

[personal profile] stillest 2025-05-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[It takes an extra fraction of a second for Till to understand what he means. In a pretty illustrative case of being self-explanatory, he didn't really think before answering, and only now realizes that Ivan was asking if he likes dirty talk.

This is dangerous information to provide to someone like him, to put it mildly. Although it may not be obvious, Till is trying to control a visceral impulse pushing him towards his usual honest, simple and rebellious attitude.]


But could you even manage to shut your mouth, if you wanted to? Serious question.

[Lying with this topic is useless; one way or another, Ivan will find the truth. Approaching conversations with a calm disposition tends to help with that.]
tillhewasthere: (♫ 087)

together as one sounds about right

[personal profile] tillhewasthere 2025-05-23 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ All of which he can't get enough of when it comes to Till. Pushing the other until he snaps is far more of a kink for Ivan than it likely is for Till.

Then again, maybe it is a mutual thought. One is more dangerous than the other.

Ivan takes a few steps in, almost enough to make their height difference more noticeable. ]


I'd want to if you'd make me.

[ Serious answer. ]
stillest: (#010)

[personal profile] stillest 2025-05-23 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[... those 10 centimeters of height advantage seem awfully exaggerated from this perspective, goddammit. Unable to keep his composure, Till throws the poor, innocent button as far away as possible.]

So you like to be beaten into submission, you freak? I can't wait for an interview about that little tidbit.

[Maybe, if his face looks sour enough, Ivan will find him intimidating? It's worth a try.]
tillhewasthere: (♫ 100)

[personal profile] tillhewasthere 2025-05-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Till may be a prickly cat with its fur on end, but it's hardly enough to intimidate Ivan. He rather likes it that way. ]

Who says this conversation has to extend beyond us?

[ Absolutely no one. And even if the public does catch hold, who cares? ]

And if I do- [ Ivan tips his face up, a single finger beneath Till's chin. ]

Like I said, if it were you.
stillest: (#015)

[personal profile] stillest 2025-05-23 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, no, he's not going to let that slide. Having Ivan's hands on him right now is... not ideal, and let's leave it at that. Till curls a hand around Ivan's wrist, yanking it away from his chin. Unlike him, Ivan doesn't have callouses all over his fingertips; his touch is soft and slightly cold, surely enough of a reason for Till to shiver.]

'If it were me' then what? You'll let me do whatever I want? What do you gain from that?

[The prospect of being trusted to do as he pleases with somebody else, however ridiculous it may be in context, seems slightly exhilarating by itself. Maybe if things were different he'd be entertaining that idea far more than what's advisable.]
tillhewasthere: (♫ 097)

[personal profile] tillhewasthere 2025-05-23 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Even being shoved off is something to find pleasing in its own ways. For Ivan, at least. Those calloused hands that burn every inch they make contact with around his wrist. ]

Your focus.

[ In a word: everything. Easy.

Anything to get Till for himself. All eyes on him. Ivan remains just as close, uncaring of the way Till bristles and shoves. ]


I'd still gain you.



((ooc: Just found this again. It's crusty af, but think you'd still be interested? ))
stillest: (#010)

[personal profile] stillest 2025-05-24 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[For all the fun Ivan has while making him look ridiculous or stupid, he sure knows how to make Till sound like some sort of omnipotent deity. He's an idiot for doing so, but... it's difficult to hear him and avoid feeling a pleasant shiver going down his back. No matter what he does, Ivan always understands and even justifies him; for a person as lacking in self-esteem as Till, ignoring that isn't a possibility.]

Just shut up already!

[His hand is a bit rough as it covers Ivan's mouth, making sure to grasp that perfect jaw of his tightly enough so his voice won't spill through any spaces left beneath his fingers. Even if he enjoys it, the prospect of letting Ivan coddle him is sickening.]

If you keep talking like that, I'll walk away and ignore you. Understood?
tillhewasthere: (♫ 026)

[personal profile] tillhewasthere 2025-05-24 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's exactly the reaction Ivan is wanting and aiming for; pleasuring Till in any way he can, no matter how slight.

In return, it's far easier.

While Ivan doesn't fight the way Till clamps down over his mouth, there's no keeping the grin that cracks across his lips. He nods in response, but also pleasantly hums.

Gone without words as he is right now, it doesn't keep Ivan from drawing the tip of his tongue along Till's palm. ]
stillest: (#001)

[personal profile] stillest 2025-05-24 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[As abruptly as it clamped down over Ivan's mouth, Till's hand retreats when he realizes what exactly is that thing leaving a wet trail on his palm. Maybe because his hand is already open, his impulse is to slap Ivan's face as retaliation.]

I'm serious! Stop fucking around!

[Stepping back, he turns his back on this too-literal-thinking asshole, clearly because he's had enough nonsense for the day and wants to leave... and not out of some weird sense of embarrassment.]
tillhewasthere: (♫ 067)

[personal profile] tillhewasthere 2025-05-24 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Till is so cute when angry. Ivan can't help himself. Whether he's smacked or not, he takes an immense amount of delight in it. ]

Okay, okay!

[ A peal of laughter escapes once Till's hand no longer covers his mouth. There's a bright and wild look within his dark, dark eyes. Continuing to forever keep that gaze wholly on Till. ]

I'll play along. Promise.
stillest: (#013)

[personal profile] stillest 2025-05-24 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
You're such an asshole... if you want attention so badly, haven't you thought about asking? Or just not being annoying on purpose?

[In case someone is wondering: no, Till doesn't quite understand the difference between attention from others (which Ivan indeed gets by pretending to be amiable) and attention from him.]
tillhewasthere: (♫ 006)

[personal profile] tillhewasthere 2025-05-24 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I know I can.

[ It's an honestly sobering question for Till to remark on. Enough so that Ivan abruptly drops how he's been acting in the past few minutes. All to admit- ]

Because it's your attention that I want. Would you even see me if I asked you outright?

[ It feels like annoying Till has only ever been the real way to get it. ]