bakerstreet | like it's hard?

like it's hard?

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.

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Pfffft, well I didn’t get all these scars just from battles and raids!

Kinda surprised to see a pretty thing like you wishing for that though! I’m impressed!

I feel like - and this is just my opinion, for myself - that when a beautiful adventurer meets an attractive goblin, or orc, or the like, well...

[ She clears her throat, blushing - glances around, although no one she knows is here. ]

She shouldn't go back in one piece?

[The Goblin matriarch blinks puzzled at first by the human, but soon realization dawns in her eyes and she cackles wildly.]

BWAHAHA! Well I mean hell there’s a reason heroes stay employed! To find what’s left of maidens like you.

[She scoots closer and reaches up to give a playful but rough poke in the belly.]

Depending on the type of monsters or bandits there might be nothing left to find, or you’ll have joined the tribe as property.

[ The young, wildly masochistic human. She laughs nervously at the poke...

And then shivers at the thought of 'nothing left to find'. ]

I-I'm supposed to be the hero but I just... want to be nothing left, sometimes.

[Shagga takes that response as a good thing and grabs her hair roughly dragging the hapless human down to her level. Fire filled eyes burn into Umi's as the primal energy of a barbarian matriarch radiates off her stocky form.]

Does it still scare ya? Even though you crave it so badly?

Agh!

[ Umi's arms wave out to either side to keep her balance - she's on her feet, with her long, beautiful hair firmly in Shagga's grip pulling her down. She's strong... really strong for her small size. ]

Yeah. I - yeah. Of course d...

[ She swallows. ]

Dying is scary.

Dying should be scary.

[She laughs and gives another hard tug letting the girl struggle to stay standing, her bicep rippling with each tug.]

When you live like I do, death is your lover and you come so close to committing to them that each being you send their way is like an offering of love and devotion.

You shouldn't want to feel what comes next, but it's all you can think about sometimes huh?

It-ack-

[ Her arms whirl around to either side. She's got good balance, and strong roots. Thankfully(?) ]

I-I've fought monsters. They could... have all torn me in half... or gobbled me up! It was exciting...

I bet you'd taste so tender with how much you'd get beaten up.

[She starts walking around Umi still holding her hair to teasingly drag her in a circle while she's still trying to stay upright.]

Mmm maybe boiled in a nice soup, or spit roasted, or I'll just gobble you up raw bit by bit till the last thoughts you have are inside me. Heh heh heh!

Nnngh...

[ Oh god, she's really describing it - Umi follows Shagga. She doesn't have much of a choice, walking awkwardly bent over while Shagga thinks about how she'd have Umi for dinner.

Her heart is pounding, and her face is red.

She's getting... ]

A-are you hungry? Now?

Always~

[She gives another sharp tug and turns to bring her mouth close to Umi's face snapping her jaws and showing off her rows of sharp teeth making them gnash before cackling again and letting go of her hair suddenly.]

Are you wet already?

[ Umi overbalances when she's released and - well, those teeth are so distracting, that she ends up on her knees in front of Shagga, panting for breath. ]

...yes...

[ A little ashamed despite her honesty up to this point. She's so wet... ]

[Even at three feet tall Shagga can feel like she's towering over someone when she's confident and so she grins wickedly and puts a strong green hand on Umi's throat squeezing it teasing and digging her claws in.]

Hahaha you fuckin' perv. You can't even pretend your body isn't craving it.

[And then she'll start to squeeze...]

[ She's so confident. Umi's usually the cocky one - but she wants to give it up. All her ego, all her vanity...

She doesn't even think to resist when Shagga grabs her throat. In fact, she leans into it, pressing forward as her mouth opens, and her tongue hangs out. ]

[Shagga looks surprised at the response but then grins a toothy grin, cackles and squeezes harder, feeling the familiar pulse of a heartbeat under her fingertips, blood struggling to flow as she slowly crushes the muscles around her windpipe taking her time and showing off her muscle control.]

That's such a cute expression. Imagine your friends seeing it.

[ Her lips curl up a little. The most they can, while her face is being contorted by the pressure of Shagga crushing her windpipe, constricting her blood flow. Her head starts to pound, and pain bursts in her neck, while building in her heaving chest as well.

Still, she scoots forward on her knees, and slips a hand up under her skirt. Oh, there's no way Hikaru and Fuu wouldn't stop this, right? But if they could see her enjoying it... ]

[Her grip tightens suddenly and sharply feeling the crunch of a windpipe crumpling under her.]

Did I say you could touch? You gotta ask for permission from Mama Shagga you know?

[Not that she would be using any proper words now that her throat was so broken.]

[ Umi feels that.

Umi hears that. Her windpipe crushes under Shagga's hand, and tenses, body jerking up and towards the goblin. Tears runs down her cheeks - she's going to die from Shagga crushing her throat, and it feels... so good...

And if that's the case, then her twitching hand shoves itself the rest of the way under her skirt, mashing the palm of her hand against her cunt while she's still conscious. ]

Bwahahaha! Wow lookit you go!

[She lets go of the ruined throat grabs her hair and runs behind her using it to drag Umi backwards as far as she can bend while still on her knees]

Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll gush before you pass out or worse!

[She’ll use her claws to rip open Umi’s top and grab a handful of tit so they can both enjoy this moment more.]

[ Without Shagga's hand on her throat, she can... kind of get a little air down what's left of her trachea. Not enough, but her choked, desperate wheezes aren't wholly unproductive, and she ends up gasping hard as she masturbates.

Shagga pulling her around and grabbing one of her tiny tits does a lot to help, too, as her hips jerk and her chest heaves. ]

Yeah! Yeah just like that. A little further.

[The shortstack barbarian pushes down hard right over Umi’s heart bending her backwards till her face is pointing upwards.

Then she unceremoniously mounts the poor girls face lifting up her leathery skirt and smothering the Umi in hot, wet, green pussy.]

Might as well have my fun since you’re not going far fuckmeat! If you survive that’ll be your new title when I drag you back to my tribe.

[ Umi can't even cough - her body tenses, and her vision's going dark... but she can see that gobbo pussy when it smothers her face, and she loves it. Umi sticks her tongue out, but Shagga's doing the work here. Most of her strength is going towards rubbing herself. ]

A-ahhh yeah there you go! That’s the stuff!

[Powerful hips grind down and muscular thighs squeeze Umi’s head till Shagga’s sensitive ears can hear something cracking.

She works that tongue in as best she can, and when it’s not quite where she wants she loosens her grip and uses her hand to roughly grab the tongue, pull it as far as it can and push it in herself.]

Dunno if you have the same gods in your world, but the ones in mine might even reward ya for such debauchery!

[And she squeezes tight again, pussy practically swallowing Umi’s whole face this time.]

[ Umi bucks beneath Shagga - and then she gets to see something new! Stars explode inside of her vision when Shagga squeezes, along with pain as her jaw is unset. Even through her panties, at this point, Shagga can hear the wet sounds under her skirt.

She might be able to hear how much weaker and shakier those already pathetic wheezes are getting. At least cracking her jaw makes it easier to pull on her tongue. Umi... is just a sex toy for Shagga to use to death now, and the pain and the way she's being used for what she deserves to be used for... ]

[Shagga’s starting to lose her senses to the passion and pleasure of the moment. Snarling and growling she grabs both tits and digs her claws in bracing herself to jump harder. Each rocking thrust of her hips adds a level of concussion to Umi’s cracked skull.]

That’s it! You’re almost gone you broken doll! Make sure you don’t hold back! This is gonna be the last thing you feel! Taste! Smell! Hear!

like it's hard?

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