like it's hard?

[liltuna]

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.

Comments

[counterstep]

Well, looks like tacos do it for you nowadays.

[dimestore]

Funny. Why do you have such a hate boner for my shield, Barnes? Afraid you might actually like it?

[counterstep]

Why the hell would I like it? It's a stupid shield.

[dimestore]

Because it's a great shield.

[counterstep]

It's a dumb shield. It's barely even a shield.

[dimestore]

I think you should apologize to the shield, Barnes. You've been pretty relentless about it lately.

[counterstep]

Please, like the shield can't handle a good bashing.

You still call it a shield, don't you? Then it can handle whatever I throw at it just fine.

[dimestore]

Oh, it can handle it. But even the shield needs a break every now and then.

[counterstep]

Really? Ain't heard of anything like that before. Steve's shield didn't need any breaks.

( are they really talking about shields still? who knows. )

[dimestore]

This isn't Steve's shield. This is mine and I like to take it easy sometimes. [ they have never been talking about shields, bucky. keep up. ]

[counterstep]

( amused, ) Speaking for the shield, are we?

( excuse you, he's still talking about shields. )

Well, I suppose you are the most familiar with that one in particular.

[dimestore]

I mean, someone has to advocate for it. [ john shoots back with a smile. ]

If it didn't make me sound so goddamn pathetic I'd call it my best friend.

[counterstep]

Jesus— ( that makes bucky laugh proper. )

I seriously hope not. You and Yelena are close, aren't you? Sorta.

( and bucky and john are getting there. gradually. almost out of the acquaintanceship and into the kinda friendship. )

[dimestore]

[ john seems to puff up at bucky's laugh. yeah, he liked that. he'd like to make bucky laugh again, actually. ]

Yeah, she's... she's good like that. [ despite how vicious she can be, he knows she means well. he knows she cares. ]

My son is probably my best friend. [ he adds softly. ] But Yelena and the shield are close seconds.

[counterstep]

Ah.

( there's a hint of a fond smile, though only just. ) That's sweet, actually.

...and I'm glad.

( he assumes it means he's at least working on fixing that relationship, maybe even the one with his wife. but certainly for his son, it's valuable, bucky thinks. and john deserves that, too. )

[dimestore]

[ john's not getting olivia back. he knows that much but he can be in his sons life. ]

He deserves a dad that puts him first. [ john says, remembering the shame of bob's reminder. ]