Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[white_widow]

Ha! And a third one as a comedian, clearly.

[tacoshield]

Oh yeah, I was selling out shows every other night.

[white_widow]

I believe you, especially if your face was on the poster.

[tacoshield]

It is a good face, isn't it?

[white_widow]

Eh, it's alright.

[tacoshield]

From you, that's a glowing compliment.

[white_widow]

For a man? Yes, that's true.

[tacoshield]

You'd give better compliments to a woman?

[white_widow]

Obviously it depends on the woman, but probably.

[tacoshield]

Because men just suck in general?

[white_widow]

A number of reasons, really. Most of them more to do with me than anything else.

[tacoshield]

Fair enough.

You still have a giraffe on you.

[white_widow]

I think you just made up the giraffe so you had an excuse to look at the picture longer.

[tacoshield]

And?

[white_widow]

Nothing. I am not going to fault you for good taste.

[tacoshield]

I'm sure you looked at mine just as long.

[white_widow]

And what if I did?