Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[tangledweave]

Mystra is, of course, my goddess. I find the teachings of other gods so fascinating, though. Would it be possible to hear the Chant of Light?

I don't know why that didn't occur to me, you told me that your profession ran in your family. I'll bare it in mind, should I meet her.

[the_other_dellamorte]

The actual chant in full? I think they only recite that in Val Royeaux, standard chantries go over parts. But I can show you where the Grand Chantry in Treviso is. I'm sure at least some of the sisters would be happy to discuss theology with you.

Most of us have been assassins, not all. My father wasn't, he married in. But again if you want to learn all about the sordid and sorry history of my family, perhaps it can wait till after breakfast?

[tangledweave]

That would be wonderful. It would give me somewhere to spend my time should you be called away, or wish to have some time to yourself.

Please, tell me as much or as little of your family history as you would like, whenever you would like. I have the books you generously purchased for me, but I'm sure there is plenty you could tell me about that I won't find in published records.

[the_other_dellamorte]

There are also a hundred little secret corners and alcoves to make use of as well.

Forgive me, your enthusiasm is charming and I appreciate the interest but perhaps another time. As I said it's sorry and sordid and what isn't published is secret for good reason. Perhaps in time, it will be something to share.

[tangledweave]

For you to retreat to when you've had your fill of me?

No, forgive me. I didn't mean to appear pushy, I merely meant that it is entirely in your hands, and in the meantime, I have the books.

[the_other_dellamorte]

No, for me to drag you into.

I appreciate that. There's a lot of our history that ai am not very proud of.

[tangledweave]

Well, a tour of all these nooks and crannies is a must, in that case.

Understandable. I would hardly expect it not to be a sordid profession, at least in parts.

[the_other_dellamorte]

Perhaps not all of them in the same visit. But I'll certainly introduce you to a few.

Every family has its shame and secrets. I'd rather you not think of me in the same way yet.