Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[mossheaded]

[ yeah, that was weird. he knew he was supposed to be pretending it was the cook, but anyone else talking to him like that was just... well, weird. ]

idiot cook
youre annoying

[ ... perfectly natural. ]

[reiju]

( 'idiot cook?', she thought. that was the best insult he could come up with? )

might be annoying but I know you missed me.

the best food....only comes from me anyways.

( yeah now even she's struggling here. )

[mossheaded]

why the hell would I miss you

[ 'you're the one who left.' no, he couldn't say that. it wasn't as though he didn't know why he'd gone, and it wasn't any of her business just what that had meant for them; zoro still wasn't sure he was even able to articulate it with words. ]

this is stupid

[ nothing to do with the fact he was terrible at it. ]

its not even how we talk

SCREAMS AT DW thanks for no notif

[reiju]

because you care about me you moron.

( still she tries, even if it feels awkward—

and before she could say anything else, there he is affirming that the two are the biggest idiots on the planet and it would take a something far more catastrophic to bring forth the emotions they all felt. )

okay then give me a glimpse of how you actually talk. I'm all ears, or rather eyes in this case.

shakes dw

[mossheaded]

we just talk

[ or they had, before all this. it wasn't anything either of them had needed to think about, because they understood each other - and with that trust shaken, zoro felt off balance, left to wonder just how much either of them had ever really understood at all. maybe they'd just been speaking two separate languages all that time. ]

not about that crap

[ not with him, anyway. ]

[reiju]

( ah that seemed to give her a better understanding of zoro and what their relationship was like. she truly was going about this the wrong way but would she admit that? would she ever admit she was wrong?

probably not— if there was one thing she had in common with her younger brother was that stubbornness. )

alright then. talk to me, tell me what you've been wanting to tell him.

'why did you just leave? and come back?' does that sound about right?

[mossheaded]

i know why he came back
know why he left too

[ he came back, because luffy brought him back. he hadn't asked beyond that, because he didn't need to. zoro knew it had nothing to do with him, not specifically - it was about their captain and the crew, as a whole. which was fine.

completely fine. he wasn't upset. he wasn't pissed off, because it had somehow managed to hurt, hard as he maintained that it hadn't. ]

you get off on this or something
trying to make me say some stupid shit about how i missed him???

i dont need him

[reiju]

of course I don't. if I was looking to 'get off' I'd be talking to one of the ladies on your crew. that robin is quite the woman.

( no there was something a bit more vulnerable here. )

it may not seem like it but he's my brother after all. I only want what's best for him and you seem to be good for him.

even if you two deny it and fight to the bitter end over it. I won't bother you more on this though, you'll come around eventually with or without my guidance.

[mossheaded]

[ give him a moment to fully process that first part, because he needs those extra seconds.

she was confusing overall. zoro still didn't fully understand her investment, nor where she was getting her insight - if he couldn't detangle his own feelings on the subject, how could she think she knew? and more alarmingly, why the hell did it seem like she was mostly right? ]

dont tell him that

[ either about robin, or about zoro being good for him. both would send him into a tailspin. ]

not like you were guiding me anyway
not guiding when youre making me do all the work

[ would he ask for guidance? no. would he read it if she offered it? also no.

maybe. if he happened to look at it... ]

[reiju]

he already knows, but I can assure you, I'm not speaking to them just for that.

( as the only one who was on his side during that dark time, she still had her own regrets about how she went about it. she could have done more, said more but—

telling him there was a vast world out there filled with people for him to meet and cherish him, well she certainly didn't want to be wrong about that. perhaps pride but she was here to help him even if she went about it in a strange way. [ways that ensured sanji or her father didn't see her meddling]. )

you know zoro, one day you'll get it. I'll be here waiting.

to tell you 'I told you so'.

( yup she's giving a prideful little smirk behind the screen. )

[mossheaded]

wasnt worried about that part

[ even if she were, he had full confidence in nami and robin both to know how to handle it; they certainly navigated that sort of terrain better than he did. evidently.

... that was the worst guidance he'd ever heard.]

guess youll be waiting a while

[reiju]

I had a feeling I would but you know something my dear?

I'm sure it will be well worth the long wait.