Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[gahrot]

I had a decent conversation with a well-dressed stranger.

[sagikkun]

That is hard to come by.

Both decent conversation and the being well-dressed. Some of them think the richer they are the more gaudy they must be.

[gahrot]

This one was borderline. Understated wealth.

[sagikkun]

Classy, and good with their tongue. ( Conversationally. ) Anything else?

[gahrot]

No, I think that was it.

[sagikkun]

Ha.

Well, it's better than nothing.

[gahrot]

I don't actually want to go to a party. I just want to be there while one is going on.

[sagikkun]

Then again, spend the weekend with me. Come to the club. Come home with me. It will be fun.

[gahrot]

I can't tell if I'm communicating my intentions clearly enough.

[sagikkun]

Maybe you should spell them out.

[gahrot]

How private is your office?

[sagikkun]

It depends on how close you are to the windows. But it's dark. The door locks. The music muffles sound.

[gahrot]

You should show me around.

[sagikkun]

Mm. A guided tour. Just the two of us.

[gahrot]

Your office?

[sagikkun]

Yes.

You'll like my desk.

[gahrot]

Is it expensive?

[sagikkun]

Sturdy, too.

[gahrot]

You haven't thought about this before, have you?

[sagikkun]

Ah, sometimes the mind wanders.

[gahrot]

Have you acted on it before?

( not that he cares. genuinely. mostly genuinely. he's just...curious. )

[sagikkun]

( Briefly he considers lying. The mystique of it usually works in his favour, a reputation well-honed. But -. )

No.

You're a special case, Judge Kim. Does that surprise you?

[gahrot]

( it does, actually. more than a little. he knows the kang yohan lore is expansive, but surely some of it had to be rooted in truth, right? how many people are out there telling stories about their trysts with him? though this is office specific, so who knows. )

Here I thought you might make a habit of seducing impressionable judges when you're bored.

[sagikkun]

Aish, you've seen right through me.

[gahrot]

It does surprise me. You don't seem the type to actually make reckless decisions. And yet here we are.