Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[chickenwing]

What makes you ask? I think I'm just a little tired.

[composes]

Simply that it sounded as if you were tossing and turning in the night.

( if it sounds like he keeps an ear on her door... no it doesn't.

but his attention may be keener than usual. )

I can have a maid bring by a change of sheets. Perhaps the threadcount is to blame.

[chickenwing]

[ sunday, pls.. ]

Oh, well, yes, sometimes I have trouble sleeping, especially on my first night home again.

Don't worry about that, brother, I can change the sheets myself, in a little while.

[ .. because she's still tossing and turning, as it were. ]

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[composes]

Pardon my query, but what do you take your own family for?

That besides, if word got out that I made our lustrous guest change her own linen, I may as well serve my own head on a platter to your fans for how much I've blackened the Oak Family name in doing so.

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[composes]

What preoccupies you so that it interrupts your slumbering hours, Robin?