Phone sex & Sexting

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[sine_metu]

No, not that I'm aware of.

[hawk_shot]

Does that mean that clients hit on you but never tell you why they really hired you?

Maybe you should start asking, Matt.

[sine_metu]

Even if a client did hit on me it's a breach of ethics to have a personal relationship with a client. I could get disbarred.

I don't want to get disbarred.

[hawk_shot]

Ok, good point.

What about ex clients? Are they banned too?
Fellow superheroes?

[sine_metu]

I try not to date former clients either. They could be repeat clients.

Fellow superheroes?
Why? Is Captain America single?

[hawk_shot]

You shouldn't ever let people know that then. If you don't wanna lose clients, I mean.

Maybe.
Maybe I've heard something...

[sine_metu]

I'll consider it as a new marketing strategy.

You pay more attention to rumors than I do.

[hawk_shot]

It works both ways. You can always wear a t-shirt that says 'don't hire me, ride me'.

So...
It's not something you'd be interested in?

[sine_metu]

No, don't think that's something I'd wear ever.

I'm not really good at relationships.

[hawk_shot]

Yeah, you're classier than that.

I see.
Well
It was worth the shot.

[sine_metu]

You might get Danny to wear something like that.

Sorry, were you asking me out?

[hawk_shot]

The more I hear about Danny the more I need to meet him. I mean, real-life dragons?? I need a friend I can call Khaleesi.

...
uh
No, I mean
Well
Maybe not exactly for a date...
Maybe?
Sorry!

[sine_metu]

I'll send you the address of his dojo.

You are almost thirty years younger than me, aren't you?

[hawk_shot]

[She hearts that first message.]

What? No! NO way.
Besides, you make me sound super young.
I'm almost 25 and very legal, Matt.

[sine_metu]

Okay, twenty years.
And you are young.

[hawk_shot]

But not super young.
There's a difference.

I just don't see why that should make things weird in a very consensual hook up between two consenting adults.

[sine_metu]

It is an age difference that is weird to me.
Which you shouldn't take as any sort of moral condemnation on you.
I am more comfortable and interested in people closer to my own age.

[hawk_shot]

... Okay.
Well, like I said, worth the shot.

Even if I now made things totally awkward.

[sine_metu]

Don't blame you for trying.
And it'll only be awkward for awhile.

We'll laugh about it one day.

[hawk_shot]

Have you ever been in this position before?
In mine, I mean.

[sine_metu]

I can't remember having a crush on anyone that much older than me.

[hawk_shot]

Not even a celebrity?
... Not even the old Captain America?

[sine_metu]

When you're blind crushes have more to do with knowing a person than seeing the person.
Lust at first sight isn't really a thing I experience.

[hawk_shot]

But what about their ideas? Or maybe if you find them inspiring...
I've never really thought about how much weight appearances have when it comes to attraction.

But yeah, I get how much weight there's to really getting to know a person for someone who's visually impaired.

[sine_metu]

I find plenty of people inspiring with great ideas but I don't have romantic feelings for them.
Including Captain America.

Humans are a sighted species. It's the most important sense even when it comes to the hard wiring of our brains.
You learn a lot about sight when you lose it.