Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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sam wilson (r!63) | mcu | ota

[justfalcon]

this is gonna circle around to Samquin, don't worry

[thewingman]

So
You and Agent Taylor seem to get along.... pretty well?
Are you gonna ask her out?

❤️

[justfalcon]

I know her from back in the day.

Why? You think I should ask her out?

[thewingman]

Well... do you want to ask her out?

[ ... shit, maybe he led with the wrong thing here. ]

[justfalcon]

No...

Are you asking me if it's cool to ask her out?

[thewingman]

What? No! No offense to Agent Taylor of anything, but no.

You seemed close, and I figured maybe there's something there. Not cool to ask you out if you're already looking elsewhere, y'know?

And I am. Cool, I mean. Also asking you out.

I need a do-over. I can be more smooth, promise.

[justfalcon]

[ Wait. Hold up. She has to run that back again for it to really sink in. ]

Okay, try me again. Let's see how smooth you can be.

[thewingman]

So, Sam. Listen. As a bizarrely wise man who's recently had time to think over some things, I'd like to say that I think life's been good these past three years, working with you and all that. You're a great boss, mentor and more importantly, friend.

And I'd like to think we could be great partners beyond flying together.

So I'd like to take you out sometime. Dinner and some drinks. And if I fail to charm you as I intend to, nothing's gotta change. But I think you should give me a shot.

[justfalcon]

[ Well, damn. Each word a sentence she reads makes her smile a little brighter. She can just picture his face, charming grin and all. ]

What if I'm already charmed? Does that ruin the whole taking me out to woo me thing?

[thewingman]

No, I just think that proves you got good taste, too.

Woo-ing would still be on the table, of course. Maybe the stakes would be a little lower, but the effort would still be tuned all the way up.

[justfalcon]

Then I got a few questions for you.

When and where?

Actually, make that one more. What sound I wear?