Only 3 choices

[quickied]

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist



You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

Comments

Dr. Jonathan Crane [The Scarecrow] - DC Comics

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[hobblepot]

Marry.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Color me curious, I would have assumed murder first.

[ Amusement clear as day.]

[hobblepot]

Both have their benefits. [He chuckles.] Depends on the mood, really.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

See, now that is what I like to hear, Oswald.

[ear_worm]

Marry. I feel it would be a devastating alliance, and most mutually profitable! [ So you wouldn't have to love him even though he's a worm. ]

[hosannas_of_anguish]

I suppose I could not argue that. The fear alone would be quite delectable.

[ He side eyes the creature a moment and shrugs. ]

Sure, in this hypothetical.

[ear_worm]

[ Mind chitters a little laugh. ] Not to worry about anything other than hypothetical, I have a life partner already. But from what I've heard about you, anyone who did capture your heart would be lucky indeed! I read in the papers that you're something of a mad genius?

[hosannas_of_anguish]

No need to worry, I as not even considering beyond hypothetical, my diabolical friend. I for one am much too busy for such trivialities. So, none will be that lucky, it would merely distract me from my work, this I can not allow.

[ear_worm]

Would it be too much trouble if you told me a little about your work? I'm very interested.

[fightingboston]

Marey? I'm not very monogamous and I don't want to find out if you'd be annoyed.

Murder? I would miss our little talks.

So. [ She winks slightly. ] Given a good opportunity and some decent scotch I would probably try to bang you like a screen door.

[ That was a lot of words for DTF. ]

[hosannas_of_anguish]

I would make an awful husband, and I do not believe in the practice.

[ Nodding as she went on before she managed to make the Scarecrow laugh. An honest, deep laugh. ]

That's certainly one way o' sayin' it. [ His accent slipping free from the laughter.]

[fightingboston]

I don't blame you. Marriage is for people who can handle it. My preferences make me a difficult partner.

[ She grins when he laughs. He deserves to laugh. She finds him delightful. ]

It's fun. Gives a good idea on my general level of activity. Life might be short so might as well have fun.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

We have much too busy lives for such things.

[ Shaking his head once he manages to stop laughing. ]

I am inclined to agree.

[fightingboston]

Well. I know a few who are busier who occasionally get a little sappy.

[ It's cute. Not her thing right now, too many projects. ]

It's still interesting we line up on enough points.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Well, I hold to what I said.

It is indeed.

[infernalcontracts]

[ Why is he even playing this game? Who knows. ]

Fuck.

Based purely on appearance, mind you.

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[ Jon looks down at himself then back to the other. ]

Are you certain on that? I would assume murder first on appearances.

[infernalcontracts]

Quite certain, yes.

Murder at first sight is a bit uncalled for. Usually.

[geezer_mode]

Ass...ociate?

[Look. He's not going to kill his meal ticket, but the other two options aren't really viable, so he has to use whatever is a suitable alternative to them.]

[hosannas_of_anguish]

Acceptable. I refuse to answer, so I lose.

[ He will take the L here, his other goons had started the game and one by one bailed out until only the two remained. ]

[geezer_mode]

[Frankly, they might both be taking Ls here. This just isn't the sort of question with answers favourable to either.]

I would have thought it an easy thing to answer.

[Apparently not.]

[hosannas_of_anguish]

[ Jonathan gives him the most unamused answer. ]

Absolutely not. There is no good answer. You are too useful to kill and we are not venturing to the other options.

[geezer_mode]

[A slow grin.]

Useful or no, I am not sure if you could.

[Pause.]

That being said, I should wonder why this question is even being asked for.

Research?

[Memes, Marzo. Memes.]